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From The Room: Team Christ Always Wins

May 2, 2008 - I like both Hillary and Obama, not so much the other guy. McCain tells us in this dangerous world of terrorists that he is the only one we can depend on, or is he the one who wears Depends? He's confused, and so are we. The real contest is...

23/6 celebrates Easter: The Year in Resurrections

March 24, 2008 - When we think of Easter, we think of hidden eggs, baby chick-shaped candy, and enormous human-sized rabbits breaking into our homes to leave gift baskets. However, there's a lot more to this two thousand year-old religious holiday than pastel sweaters and toxic Easter egg dye. Why...

From The Room: 11 Simple Things Mike Huckabee Could Do to Save His Presidential Bid

February 14, 2008 - Persuade Lord Jesus Christ to swoop down from the heavens on his chariot and shower free Milk Duds and iPods on the people of Ohio, Texas, Pennsylvania, and Guam. Appear in three-episode arc of Lost as Sawyer's long-lost bounty-hunter half-brother, Wayne. Show up...

From The Room: Pope Benedict Seconds Mike Huckabee's Celebration of Christ's Birthday!

December 25, 2007 - Undeterred by the critical response to the ad featuring Mike Huckabee, who's been accused of communicating a subliminal message because of shooting an ad with him in front of a cross saying, "Sometimes it's nice to pull aside from politics and remember that what really matters is the...

From The Room: What if Jesus Were Gay?

December 20, 2007 - Though I never read The DaVinci Code, my understanding is that it was about some double secret Vatican cult dispensing an albino hit man to terminate with extreme prejudice anyone who might have proof that Jesus was married, had a kid, and descendants living in France. Or something like tha...

From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of Religion in Politics in Cartoon Form

December 18, 2007 - Previously: A Detailed Analysis of the Republican Debate in Cartoon Form...

Talking Jesus doll sells out faster than most Christian televangelists

December 11, 2007 - Wal-Mart has sold out of its Talking Jesus Messenger of Faith doll, a spiritual action hero that spouts classic Jesus-isms like, "Love others as much as you love yourself," and "I am Jesus. I am the son of God." Says a spokesman for the manufacturer, "We feel blessed...

From The Room: The Strike-Time Network Jokebook

November 13, 2007 - A priest and an animal of some kind go into a bar. The bartender says something to the effect that an animal in a bar is a somewhat unusual occurrence, and then the animal says something funny. A guy goes into a whorehouse and asks what he can get for...

Ann Coulter insults Jews via the very medium they own and operate

October 12, 2007 - Ann Coulter, while appearing on CNBC's "The Big Idea With Donny Deutsch" last week, referred to herself and her fellow Christians as, "perfected Jews." The long-throated demagogue explained her hopes and dreams for God's chosen people. "We just want Jews to be perfected...

Obama invokes God more than anyone since His Son

October 8, 2007 - Presidential candidate Barack Obama spoke candidly about his faith at a South Carolina church on Sunday, prompting religious Web site Beliefnet.com, which tracks all things faith, to rate the senator an eight out of ten on its...