Jeb Bush

From The Feed: George Bush Sr. now exhibiting serious signs of dementia

January 5, 2009 - Homeboy wants another Bush in the White House. Watch reality slip from the wrinkled, old, blood-stained hands of Bush Sr. as he discusses the future of Jeb Bush in politics (now that his other son's political career lays in ruins...

These goddamn Bushes cannot take a hint

December 3, 2008 - President Bush's brother, Jeb, is mulling over a run for the Senate. The younger sibling of the least-liked president in history was the governor of Florida during the 2000 presidential election and is currently unemployed. (Or, as unemployed as Bushes get, which means he probably makes millions a...

From The Feed: Bill O'Reilly and Kinky Friedman at the movies (video)

July 29, 2008 - It was sad to hear Ebert and Roeper were calling it quits, but it looks like we've got ourselves a new movie-loving team to fill the emptiness. Friedman and O'Reilly review "W." based on the trailer and their own sense of outrage...

From The Room: October Surprise: Olly Stone's W Stands for WIN

July 29, 2008 - Yesterday was my birthday, a day fraught with fears of aging and mortality, awkwardly talking to my old, Jewish aunt, who insists "they had to take Obama's prayer out of the wall, to see if it was written to Allah!" A raft of shitty presents, including ties I will...

From The Room: Yes, Florida, We See You

January 27, 2008 - Not content with their 2000 moment in the sun, Florida voters are once again thumbing their zinc-covered noses at the election process. Despite no official Democratic primary in Florida this time around (party officials are pissed that the Sunshine State moved up their date to--what else? --get mo...

From The Room: What Fresh Hell: The Journal of W.

December 24, 2007 - Big Problems in the Big Easy Talked to Mom today on the phone. Hate it when she calls me Junior. At least Dad doesn't call me that...anymore...but I don't think "Slappy" is much better. Heard Dad in the background yelling "Children doo's learn! Oh yes...

From The Room: What Fresh Hell: The Journals of W...Torture

December 12, 2007 - "Bad day. Stubbed my toe. Big throbbing pain. Distracted me to the point I could no longer enjoy "Hee Haw" rerun. Decided to lay down. As usual, another good decision. Pain finally calmed down. Reached for the bedside table to help me get up and... Jesus! I got a splinter...

From The Room: Full (White) House

November 10, 2007 - Why can't we switch Bushes like we did Darrens in Bewitched? Of course I hate all Bushes except Neil, the keep-it-real one, but if we could slide Jeb in to the part played by G.W., I think it would work as a sitcom, and our...