Jamie Lynn Spears

From The Feed: Teens are sluts, not pact-members! (video)

June 25, 2008 - Chris Cuomo interviews two of the teen parents involved in the so-called Gloucester high school "pregnancy pact...

From The Room: Serbian Government Takes a Time Out

March 9, 2008 - I just heard that Serbia's government collapsed this weekend. Funny that it happened on the weekend, what are they working overtime or something? I thought all governments shut down at 4:00 P.M. on Fri...

Jamie Lynn's pregnancy bringing new viewers to Nick, and not all of them are Level 3 sex offenders

February 18, 2008 - The fourth season of "Zoey 101" has seen a sizable increase in viewers, despite the sizable increase in the uterus of its 16-year-old star, Jamie Lynn Spears. Though the show's fate was unclear following the announcement of Jamie Lynn's pr...

From The Room: Strike Day 89: Some Perspective

February 1, 2008 - The writers strike has been going on for 89 days. To illustrate how long it has been, you'll be amazed by how the world has changed since November 5. When the strike started... A gallon of gasoline was just $3.13 Britney Spears did not speak with an unusual...

News Odds for Tuesday, January 29, 2008

January 29, 2008 - Odds that... Rudy Giuliani, praying he wins the GOP Florida primary today, promises God to be a better person—and...

From The Room: The Results Are In

January 4, 2008 - Our long national nightmare is over. The results are in. No need to disenfranchise any more black voters. No need to ship the faulty election machines into prominently Democratic districts. Or run any more negative commercials. Dust off the Bible. Polish the pearls. Our next President has been chose...

Jamie Lynn's pregnancy gives Nick a new hole to fill—wait, that doesn't sound right

January 3, 2008 - Nickelodeon may not air the final season of "Zoey 101," even though all the episodes have been shot. The star of "Zoey 101," 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, announced she was pregnant in December. The children's network fears that airing the show would send the wrong message to...

Tabloids to hide condoms from Dakota Fanning

January 2, 2008 - In December, gossip magazine OK! scooped its more successful rivals People and Star with the announcement that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant. The struggling rag sold nearly two million copies of the issue, nearly twice the usual number. Perhaps a pregnancy theme might help other struggl...

From The Room: The Sisters Spears

December 23, 2007 - I want everybody to back away from the sisters Spears. They are not the problem. You are. It isn't Britney's fault that she's been in show business for 28 of her 27 years. The girl is an earner. And like all earners, she should be able to...

News Odds for Friday, December 21st, 2007

December 21, 2007 - During tonight's "Ask Mitt Anything" town hall meeting in New Hampshire, when GOP hopeful Mitt Romney says his dad marched with Martin Luther King, he coughs loudly while quickly adding...

The World's Worst PR Guy spins for Jamie Lynn Spears

December 19, 2007 - By now, you've no doubt heard the news: Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of the former Mrs. Britney Federline, is pregnant. Wow, can you imagine how it must feel for their mother, Lynne? So many grandchildren. We really envy her. Of course, the media has reacted with the usual...

Today's Quote: Wednesday, December 19, 2007

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BREAKING: Jamie Lynn Spears to follow in older sister's plummet

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From The Room: Like Sister, Like Whore

December 19, 2007 - I thought I got my sister a great Christmas present, but never in the history of the world has someone gotten a gift so perfect for a sibling--Jamie Lynn Spears you are a Christmas gift genius. With all that your sister has been through this past year, you have...

News Odds for Wednesday, December 19, 2007

December 19, 2007 - Odds that... Former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani, tied with Mike Huckabee in the GOP race, is furiously making an ad with...