Jake Goldman

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Excerpts from the Holiday Cards of 2008's Brightest Stars
From The Room: Excerpts from the Holiday Cards of 2008's Brightest Stars
December 24, 2008 - From: John Edwards and family Dear friends and family, Greetings from Elizabeth, Cate, Emma-Claire, Jack and that weird-looking bastard kid I fathered. First off, let me explain what kind of weird that kid is. Man, she looks like she has a giant toe for a nose. That's...
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From The Room: Text Messages from Election Night
November 5, 2008 - I. Bill Ayers to Obama, 6:51pm: I bet u think I voted 4 u. Obama to Ayers, 6:56pm: Now is not the time, Bill. Ayers to Obama, 7:01pm: Well, I didn't. I wrote in Harajuku Girls, because, fuck it. We are all satan's hell-children...
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From The Room: Liveblogging the Last Debate
October 16, 2008 - 9:01pm: Here goes McCain with his political-figure-inside-a-hospital opening again. 9:04pm: McCain: Hey, we're just gonna buy all your homes, k? 9:07pm: The challenge tonight will be: How many times can he fit "Middle Class" into a sentence and make it make sense...
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From The Room: A Hype Man Reacts to Last Night's Zingers
October 8, 2008 - McCain: Nice to be with Senator Obama at a town hall meeting...[incredibly creepy laugh] Hype Man: OH SHIT, SON! He just brought it back. He was all "Obama ain't got no nuts. You seen my nuts? These nuts is wild big. You could make a buncha brownies with...
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From The Room: Text Messages from the VP Debate
October 4, 2008 - I. Todd Palin to Sarah Palin 9:17pm: Stop winking at me. Trying to play PSP. Sarah to Todd 9:21pm: But I love u. And u love me? Todd to Sarah 9:23pm: I LOVE NOTHING. II. Obama to Biden 9:34pm: Atta boy. Biden to Obama 9:37pm...
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From The Room: Let's Play Stump the Candidate
September 18, 2008 - HOST: Hello everyone and welcome to... AUDIENCE: STUMP...THE...CANDIDATE! HOST: That's right! Just last night, Sarah Palin asked for it and now we're going to...
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From The Room: My Minneapolis Getaway!
September 4, 2008 - Greetings, Internet! Now, as many of you know, I like to take some R&R every August in the Midwest with my cousin Glen. Ah, the Midwest. Fried foods, great accents and suspenders EVERYWHERE! This year was going to be hard to top after last year's Quad City Bender...
Drilling for Freedom
From The Room: Our 44th White Dude
September 1, 2008 - Hey guys! Have you heard about our live comedy show in Minneapolis, Minnesota, sponsored by 23/6? If you don't know us--which means you haven't been watching the Bible Network, shame on you--we're not only brothers, but very funny comedian brothers who say what you...
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From The Room: Follow-Ups to Barack Obama's "Dignity" Ad
July 2, 2008 - Barack Obama rolled out his new ad yesterday targeting the working class in 18 states--many of which went to Bush in 2004... SCRIPT - "Dignity" Obama: I'm Barack Obama...
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From The Room: Other Places John McCain Isn't Afraid to Drill for Oil
June 26, 2008 - All those Indian burial grounds Children's Hospitals Joan Rivers' bones Big Momma's House Big Momma's House 2 Norbit "All those Mormon Churches" Mt. Zion Wherever they shot There Will Be Blood Any par...
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From The Room: A Hip-Hop Hype-Man Reacts to the Week's Quotes
June 10, 2008 - Senator Barack Obama: [on his upcoming weekend off at home in Chicago] "These kids are planning to make pizza, so who knows what our kitchen will look like," he said. "They shouldn't call these sleepovers. They should call them wake-overs." Hype Man: OH SHIT OBAMA...
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