December 24, 2008 - From: John Edwards and family
Dear friends and family,
Greetings from Elizabeth, Cate, Emma-Claire, Jack and that weird-looking bastard kid I fathered. First off, let me explain what kind of weird that kid is. Man, she looks like she has a giant toe for a nose. That's...
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November 5, 2008 - I.
Bill Ayers to Obama, 6:51pm: I bet u think I voted 4 u.
Obama to Ayers, 6:56pm: Now is not the time, Bill.
Ayers to Obama, 7:01pm: Well, I didn't. I wrote in Harajuku Girls, because, fuck it. We are all satan's hell-children...
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October 16, 2008 - 9:01pm: Here goes McCain with his political-figure-inside-a-hospital opening again.
9:04pm: McCain: Hey, we're just gonna buy all your homes, k?
9:07pm: The challenge tonight will be: How many times can he fit "Middle Class" into a sentence and make it make sense...
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October 15, 2008 - Anchor: We now return to Joe the Plumber, already in progress.
[Joe, his wife Lisa and his two children, Timmy and Plunge, are all sitting around the television, smiling an...
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October 8, 2008 - McCain: Nice to be with Senator Obama at a town hall meeting...[incredibly creepy laugh]
Hype Man: OH SHIT, SON! He just brought it back. He was all "Obama ain't got no nuts. You seen my nuts? These nuts is wild big. You could make a buncha brownies with...
October 4, 2008 - I.
Todd Palin to Sarah Palin 9:17pm: Stop winking at me. Trying to play PSP.
Sarah to Todd 9:21pm: But I love u. And u love me?
Todd to Sarah 9:23pm: I LOVE NOTHING.
II.
Obama to Biden 9:34pm: Atta boy.
Biden to Obama 9:37pm...
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September 18, 2008 - HOST: Hello everyone and welcome to...
AUDIENCE: STUMP...THE...CANDIDATE!
HOST: That's right! Just last night, Sarah Palin asked for it and now we're going to...
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September 4, 2008 - Greetings, Internet!
Now, as many of you know, I like to take some R&R every August in the Midwest with my cousin Glen. Ah, the Midwest. Fried foods, great accents and suspenders EVERYWHERE! This year was going to be hard to top after last year's Quad City Bender...
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September 1, 2008 - Hey guys! Have you heard about our live comedy show in Minneapolis, Minnesota, sponsored by 23/6?
If you don't know us--which means you haven't been watching the Bible Network, shame on you--we're not only brothers, but very funny comedian brothers who say what you...
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August 12, 2008 - I.
May 14th, 2007
John Edwards to Rielle Hunter 4:54pm: Hi, this is John Edwards. Do u want 2 make a documentary about me?
Hunter to Edwards 5:02pm: I...don't know how?
Edwards to Hunter 5:06pm: Hmm. Maybe we could just have sex then? U know...
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July 2, 2008 - Barack Obama rolled out his new ad yesterday targeting the working class in 18 states--many of which went to Bush in 2004...
SCRIPT - "Dignity"
Obama: I'm Barack Obama...
June 26, 2008 - All those Indian burial grounds
Children's Hospitals
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Big Momma's House
Big Momma's House 2
Norbit
"All those Mormon Churches"
Mt. Zion
Wherever they shot There Will Be Blood
Any par...
June 10, 2008 - Senator Barack Obama: [on his upcoming weekend off at home in Chicago] "These kids are planning to make pizza, so who knows what our kitchen will look like," he said. "They shouldn't call these sleepovers. They should call them wake-overs."
Hype Man: OH SHIT OBAMA...
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