Iran

From The Feed: McCain claims Ahmadinejad MVP of Iran

October 3, 2008 - Great conversation between McCain and an elitist reporter...

From The Feed: Hooooweeeee! Git you sum redneck foreign policy, y'all.

October 1, 2008 - Yep, people like this do still exist...

Obama visits the Wailing Wall: now even holier!

July 24, 2008 - Democratic presidential hopeful (get it?) Barack Obama visited one of the holiest sites of Judaism early Thursday morning in Jerusalem, The Wailing Wall. He showed up before dawn wearing a yarmulke (an unfortunately sorta Muslim-y looking skullcap) and, as many visitors do, placed...

America's "Jewslims" united in their suspicion of Barack Obama

July 22, 2008 - Barack Obama's visit to the Middle East is being scrutinized by Muslim and Jewish voters back home. Osama Siblani, publisher of Michigan's Arab American News, called Obama's June speech to pro-Israeli lobbyists a "pander to the Israeli lobby." Apparently not enough of a pander, however. Nathan...

If They IM'd: Condoleezza Rice and Iran

July 22, 2008 - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice chastised Iran for not being "serious" at a seven-nation diplomatic talk in Switzerland last weekend. Talks were designed to curb Iran's nuclear program, but Rice said the nation's chief negotiator used stalling tactics and went on tangents that annoyed the other...

From The Feed: Jon Stewart gets rick-rolled by Iran (video)

July 15, 2008 - John Oliver's take on the Iran Photoshop story made "The Daily Show" host look like an heiress...

Obama visits Israel, but oy, would it kill him to write or call once in a while?

July 21, 2008 - Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama is slated to visit Israel and the occupied West Bank this week. In a mere 24 hours or so, he's planning to haggle meet with Israeli Pr...

From The Feed: The next terrorist attack might just totally screw up your next meal, seriously (video)

July 14, 2008 - On "America's Newsroom" 12-year-old Bill Hemmer talks EMPs...

From The Room: "Just Kidding": John McCain's Iran Comedy Tour, He's Killing 'Em!

July 14, 2008 - "Just kidding" isn't cutting it in Iran, demonstrated by their refusal to laugh off John McCain's joke that the rising U.S. cigarette exports to the Islamic Republic may be "a way of killing 'em." McCain has surely not been their favorite comic for some time, likely dating...

From The Room: Dear Iran, Will You Hire Me?

July 11, 2008 - Dear Iranian Government, I know you've been having some fun with Photoshop recently. Just wanted to help out. Do you have any positions available? I can improve your...

Thought Process Flowchart: Iran

July 10, 2008 - Don't know if you heard, but Iran has missiles! They've been testing them, and, well, they are real excited about using them. "Our missiles are ready for shooting at any place and any time, quickly and with accuracy," Iranian Gen. Hossein Salami announced. "Hundreds and maybe thousands of...

From The Room: Obama's New Centrist Position Paper

July 5, 2008 - In his continuing campaign to move toward what Republicans define as "the center," and in order to further alienate his supporters, Democratic candidate Barack Obama released an omnibus position paper today. The highlights are as follows: Oil company profits, paid for by high gas prices, ar...

If it's not McCain, someone's got to bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran

June 24, 2008 - On Fox News this past weekend, Bill Kristol suggested that if President Bush foresaw an Obama victory, he'd be more likely to move forward with military action against Iran than if McCain were set to take office. Yes, the drumbeat to war with Iran i...

From The Room: McCain Spills His Oil Policy

June 22, 2008 - John McCain called for an end to the moratorium on offshore oil drilling. If you destroy our oceans, our fish, and our wildlife, offshore and in the Ar...

FAQ: Iran sanctions

June 16, 2008 - Iran, or the Islamic Republic of Iran as it's known officially (to piss off the United States), has been a continual thorn in the side of President George W. Bush and his neoc...