Hugo Chavez

Dickipedia: Hugo Chávez

March 20, 2008 - Hugo Rafael Chávez Frias (born July 28, 1954) is the President of Venezuela, an outspoken critic of neo-liberal globalization and other concepts nobody else besides U.S. college students and CNN analysts care about, and a dick...

From The Room: Screw you Hugo Chavez! Go to Hell Uribe! Suck it Correa!

March 7, 2008 - I know you guys want to play Macho Man Randy Savage, but seriously, your selfish antics are stealing the South American spotlight. Everyday, the three of y...

FAQ: Colombian crisis

March 6, 2008 - The Organization of American States met on Wednesday and issued a statement about the recent Colombian military raid into Ecuador. The resolution said Colombia violated "the sovereignty and territorial integrity...

From The Room: We Did Not FARC Chavez

March 6, 2008 - Allegations have arisen linking the Colombian terrorist/insurgent/uber-belligerent group FARC to Venezuelan...

From The Room: The Road to Iran

March 3, 2008 - ...

From The Feed: Chavez's dancing to incite war with Colombia

March 3, 2008 - Fox News warns us about Hugo Chavez (and the perils of drinking and dancing on TV...

From The Room: Crazy Model + Crazy President = Broken BlackBerry

January 16, 2008 - Are Naomi Campbell and Hugo Chavez a couple? If the latest gossip is to be believed (and why not?), the answer is yes. Campbell met the Venezuelan president while interviewing him for GQ magazine and, allegedly, interviewer and...

News Odds for Friday, December 28, 2007

December 28, 2007 - Odds that... U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice feels so guilty for asking Benazir Bhutto to return to Pakistan, she almost thinks about letting herself shed a tear: 9-7 The family of Christopher Wallace, a...

News Odds for Monday, December 3, 2007

December 3, 2007 - Odds that... Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, whose constitutional referendum was just narrowly rejected by voters, just knows Russian President...

News Odds for Monday, November 12, 2007

November 12, 2007 - Odds that... Broadway performers get through the stagehands' strike by doing impromptu cabaret shows in the back of the Times Square McD...