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From The Room: The Could've-Been Best Of 2008

December 17, 2008 - Each year, best-of lists pass over countless hypotheticals in favor of people, events and things that actually happened. Which is so uncool and maybe even grounds for a lawsuit in which parallel reality wins a staggering sum that I can easily steal, because who from the universe of never...

From The Room: Horton Hears a Hooverville: Revamping the 30s for Today's Depression

March 27, 2008 - Have you heard the news? Times is hard. We may be headed for another Great Depression. But the 1930s sure do need...

From The Feed: Sissy Boy

March 20, 2008 - On "Wife Swap", a screamo teenager's rigid new mom can't tell the difference between "hipster" and "pansy...

From The Feed: Rock and Roll for the vote!

January 11, 2008 - CBS News reveals the quandary of getting the youth demographic to vote...

From The Room: Dear Hipster Douche Bag

January 4, 2008 - Dear Shit-talking Hipster, I know you have a lot of really cool ideas and theories about our government. In fact, I know you do because sometimes it even says so on your t-shirts. I know who you think sold out, caved in and brought down the Twin Towers...