hillary clinton secretary of state

From The Room: Letter to the Editor from the 2008 Primaries

December 6, 2008 - While rummaging through the garbage of rival publications, I found a nostalgic Letter to the Editor which, unfortunately, was never printed. In the interest of free speech, as well as an underlying wish to rationalize why I have been looking in trash cans, I shall now reveal snippets of this...

From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of Why Hillary Was a Great Cabinet Pick in Cartoon Form

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$4700 says Hillary won't be Secretary of State

December 3, 2008 - Anti-Clinton watchdog group "Judicial Watch" says Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State is unconstitutional. No seriously, it is. They cite the "Emoluments Clause" of the constitution which states...

Hillary and Barack - How mortal enemies learn to make a deal

December 1, 2008 - As Obama was preparing to present his foreign policy team and (finally) formally announce his pick of Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State, aides of both Obama and Clinton were feeding the press...

Barack makes Hillary an honest woman

December 1, 2008 - President-elect Obama introduced his security team today. The group included Hillary Clinton (Secretary of State), Eric Holder (AG ), Defense Secretary...

From The Feed: Hillary Clinton grips it!!

December 1, 2008 - Hillary Clinton prefers to take it from under, it being her new position and under being under that glass ceiling. So homegirl likes being the submissive after all. Watch here as America's new Madame takes it for 3 and a half minutes. Girl power, am I right...

President Clinton signs extraordinary agreement to zip his pants for eight years

November 30, 2008 - Hillary Clinton has accepted President-elect Obama's nomination for Secretary of State. The New York Times reveals that the deal was finalized after former president Bill Clinton agreed to adhere t...

7 reasons why hiring a Clinton is not such a bad idea

November 21, 2008 - It's looking more and more likely that Hillary Clinton is going to be named Secretary of State. You can tell it's going to happen by the way Sean Hannity is sweating so much his eye liner is starting to run. Obama's decision to bri...

Poll: How long before Bill Clinton blows this?

November 20, 2008 - Bill Clinton is reportedly ready to accept terms limiting his business and philanthropic activities in order to help Hillary's confirmation as Secretary of State. Among the many things he'll be giving up are his many paid spea...

From The Feed: Christopher Hitchens just hates the thought of Sec. of State Hillary. OBVI.

November 18, 2008 - On Hardball last night, Chris Matthews' asked part-time misogynist Christopher Hitchens what he thinks of Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State. If you just love being totally unsurprised by political pundits, check out the clip below...

From The Room: Past Legends Pass on Past Lessons

November 18, 2008 - What is on Barack Obama's reading list? This is among the three most commonly asked questions during this historic transition period, right behind "what kind of dog are you buying" and "didya ask Hillary to be Secretary of State? Didya? C'mon didya"? At least, unlike the Governor of...

Bill Clinton ready to be vetted, ladies

November 19, 2008 - The Guardian has reported that Hillary Clinton has been offered the Secretary of State job and accepted. But nobody else seems to believe it -- the U.K. press is traditionally better on what's going up Amy Winehouse's nose than they are on American politics. American news agencies all...

From The Feed: Hillary Clinton is King for the Day

November 14, 2008 - CNN was chomping at the bit to break the news that Senator Clinton will be Obama's Secretary of State, but the lady said 'no cigar' to commenting on prospective change. After all the time she's spent in the election circus ring, I have a feeling Hillary is going...

Hillary and Barack - The "will-they, won't-they" couple of the year

November 14, 2008 - Hillary Clinton for Secretary of State? Don't fall for this! It's a cheap ratings ploy that's as old as John McCain. It's classic "will-they, won't-they." Think Sam and Diane. Ros...