April 14, 2008 - SETTING: Hillary Clinton at a Passover seder.
RABBI
And on this night, why do we eat these bitter herbs?
FAMILY
To remind us of...
HILLARY
I wouldn't say they're bitte...
April 14, 2008 - BEEEEEP
Hey there, it's me....Hillary! I just had the MOST effed up weekend. I got...like totally wasted alllll weekend, but I had to tell you all about it even on voicemail because seriously....I was so...