Hillary wont leave

From The Room: Random Political Thoughts: Obama, Hillary, McCain, and Martians

June 6, 2008 - I can't sleep thinking how, after all of this, Obama just seems like a man instead of a savior of the world (maybe he could part the Red Sea?). Don't you wish they had chosen Mexico to create the state of Isreal instead of the Middle East? Then...

Hillary Clinton: T-plus 3 days

June 6, 2008 - On Saturday, Hillary Clinton will suspend her campaign and endorse Senator Barack Obama. Honestly, Senator Clinton, we will miss you. But it's time to pack your bags. And take the rest of your Boomer pals with you -- George W, McCain, your husband, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, the Swiftboat...

Hillary Clinton: T-plus 1 day

June 4, 2008 - Um, this is awkward. After all, we had bid you a fond farewell yesterday. "Goodbye Hillary," we whispered in your ear, "we loved having you." "Great party," you said, nodding towards the door. "Why don't you...

From The Room: Hillary Clinton's All-Purpose, Handy-Dandy Struggle-O-Meter

May 23, 2008 - The New York Times reported yesterday that Hillary Clinton...

From The Room: Top Twenty Reasons Hillary Clinton Should Stay in the Race

May 23, 2008 - Even though the dogged Hillary Clinton is being encouraged by friend and foe and pundit alike to drop out of the Democratic Presidential Primary, there is a contingent that thinks her best move is to dig in her heels and bite the hand off of anyon...

The World's Worst PR Guy spins for Hillary Clinton

May 22, 2008 - Hillary Clinton is taking a lot of heat for her decision to stay in the presidential race, despite the fact that Barack Obama has over 96% of the delegates required to seize the nomination. In an effort to defuse some of the tension, the World's Worst PR Guy has...

Thought Process Flowchart: Hillary Clinton

May 22, 2008 - Hillary Clinton's hellbent on staying in the Democratic presidential race. She won Tuesday's Kentucky primary and last week's in West Virginia by huge margins, thanks to white working class (let's call 'em...

From The Room: I Just Don't See How Obama Can Win This Thing

May 15, 2008 - Barrack Obama leads in the popular vote and by 153 pledged delegates in the race to the nomination. After Tuesday's primaries in Kentucky and Oregon, a large number of...

Quick Quiz: Hillary Clinton

May 12, 2008 - Paul Slansky has some questions about the failed presidential candidate who's not polarizing anymore, she's unifying - everybody hates her now...

Hillary stands outside DNC, plays "In Your Eyes" on boombox

May 8, 2008 - Despite her loss in North Carolina and (barely) win in Indiana, Hillary Clinton has vowed to stay in the campaign, "until there's a nominee." According to Drudge and Tim Russert, that was Tuesday. And Fr...