Hamas

From The Room: Crisis in the Middle East: Gone to the Dogs

June 19, 2008 - On the same day that a tentative Gaza truce was agreed upon by Israel and Hamas, I saw a pug taking a crap on the lawn in front of the Mag...

Obama victory makes world hate us a little less

June 5, 2008 - The Washington Post reports on the jubilant reaction from around the world to Barack Obama's victory in the Democratic primary. Many people overseas view the nomination of Oba...

From The Room: George W. Bush's Trip to Israel

May 14, 2008 - ...

FAQ: Israel's birthday

May 7, 2008 - The state of Israel celebrates the big 6-0 this week, a big milestone for the nation that continues to struggle against its neighbors in the Middle East. How did Israel actually come to be, and what lies ahead? You probably won't find out in this FAQ: Israel's...

Israel turns 60, starting to resemble Florida

May 7, 2008 - This week marks sixty years since Israel became a state. In a radio broadcast, Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said, "We remember our children who fought and gave their lives so Israel can live." Ok, Debbie Downer. How 'bout some cheer up in this kibbutz? It's...

FAQ: Jimmy Carter and Hamas

April 22, 2008 - Although current news is that former President Jimmy Carter's meet-up with Hamas officials in Syria has produced some positive results, that hasn't stopped the...

From The Feed: Bush slain by Spanky from the "Little Rascals" (video)

April 1, 2008 - Hamas produced puppet show addresses child-on-president violent crime...

From The Room: How Hamas Has Helped My Sex Life

March 31, 2008 - It has been several day since she gave me a wink and her number, so I decide to give her a call. She answers the phone panting and out of breath. I am about to make a crack about running to the phone when I notice that there were, in...

From The Feed: The Middle East explained

February 26, 2008 - Assud the jihadi rabbit gives some advice...

From The Feed: Arab in Wonderland

February 26, 2008 - Assud, a giant white rabbit who stars in a Sesame Street-type show on Palestinian television, tries to talk a young girl into martyring herself...

From The Room: Ranking the Great Walls

January 26, 2008 - As some politicians misinterpret the Mending Wall by Robert Frost, and declare that "good fences make good neighbors" in order to drum up support for a U.S./Mexico Border Fence (The Burrito Barrier), let's take a look at and rank other walls throughout the ages. The Great Wall...

From The Feed: George Bush is the Palestinian "Heroes"

January 15, 2008 - Hamas makes a propaganda ad in preparation of Bush's Middle East visit...

From The Feed: George Bush is a "Heroes"

January 15, 2008 - Hamas makes a propaganda ad in preparation of Bush's Middle East visit...

From The Room: Chyron of the Day: What FOX News and Hamas Have in Common

January 14, 2008 - I feel like there's some subliminal answer suggested to this question, Hamas TV, but I'm just not getting it. I do like that even terror groups have learned the FOX News trick (that...

Paging (the Palestinian) Lou Pearlman

November 15, 2007 - The militant Islamic group Hamas is "boosting morale" in the Gaza Strip with the help of a Palestinian boy band of sorts, made of police officers in their 20s and 30s. Protectors of the Homeland was founded by Hamas's top police commander, Ja...