Governor Spitzer Resigns

From The Room: None of My Friends Has Spent Public Money on a Sexual Dalliance

March 25, 2008 - Whether it was justifying loyalty to an inflammatory pastor, erroneously claiming to have been dodging sniper fire upon arriving in Bosnia or the ever-popular act of committing adultery, our poli...

David Paterson has something to tell you

March 25, 2008 - If it's Wednesday, that must mean a new revelation by new New York Governor David Paterson. First, there was the fact that he'd had an affair. Then, the revelation that he'd had multiple affairs. Then, that one of those affairs was with a state employee who is...

From The Room: Sex and New York Governors

March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...

From The Room: A Conversation Between Two People You've Never Heard of at MSNBC

March 19, 2008 - JIM: Hey Donny! Donny! I got something real juicy. DONNY: Juicy? How juicy? JIM: Bill Clinton juicy. DONNY: Jesus! Well, don't keep me in suspense. Let me have it. JIM: Get this. David Paterson- DONNY: Yeah? JIM: The guy replacing Spitzer- D...

From The Room: NY Gov Swears Not to See Prostitutes, or Anything Else

March 17, 2008 - The legally blind David Paterson was sworn in today with the promise of never visiting a prostitute. This is a huge relief for Democrats who think that paying for sex is too Free Market. I'm excited about having a blind black leader like Star Trek's Geordi La Forge...

From The Room: The Never-Ending Race and the Prostitute of Hope

March 13, 2008 - It had been months since The Media had enjoyed itself. Long months of covering the same few people as they continued their race like three titanic slugs cutting a path through glue. As time went on, all excitement for the slug race dissipated to nothing. It became harder and harder...

From The Room: New York Vice

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From The Room: Behind Every Great Man

March 12, 2008 - Behind every great man there's a great woman. And behind every cheating public figure, there is a spouse who gets wheeled out to show that she's, um, standing behind her man in his time of moral frailty. This united front is intended to comfort us, the masses, that...

From The Room: Dinner Parties Expand to Accommodate the Late Breaking News

March 12, 2008 - They're attributing our current fatigue to having just moved our clocks ahead, but my thesis is we're all staying up later as dinner parties stretch out to cover the wide range of topics unfolding on what feels like an hourly basis. Over drinks and appetizers in the living...

David Paterson: who the hell is he?

March 12, 2008 - New York governor Eliot Spitzer has finally resigned because he put his peepee in some hos, and...

Eliot Spitzer leaves his resignation on the dresser

March 12, 2008 - This morning, Eliot Spitzer announced his resignation as governor of New York, effective Monday, in the wake of "unspecified personal indiscretions"—a euphemism destined to become the "wardrobe malfunction" of 2008. But just because a prostitution scandal is forcing Spitzer to step down in dis...

From The Room: Finally, A Truly "Hands On" Governor

March 12, 2008 - Eliot Spitzer went beyond the call of duty, we've all discovered, and was truly hands on in his investigation of prostitution. He was caught on tape making a date with a prostitute working for Emperors Club VIP, where he wasn't called "Eliot" or "El" or even "Governor Spitzer...

From The Feed: Spitzer-Paterson Ad

March 11, 2008 - Yay, it's an Eliot Spitzer-David Paterson campaign ad from 2006...

From The Room: I, Too, Did Something Illegal in the Mayflower Hotel

March 11, 2008 - Anyone notice what was plastered all over the news yesterday? No? Take a look at the top 20 Google Trends stories. Anything jump out at you? Notice anything repetitive? I hardly think anyone should be c...

From The Room: It's Cool, News. You Can Tell Me about the Pharmaceuticals in My Water Another Time

March 11, 2008 - A one-sided conversation from Monday, March 10th: Good morning, News. How was the weekend? Mine was--What? You found what in my water?! Oh my God! How long has this been going on? Al...