Governor Resigns

From The Room: None of My Friends Has Spent Public Money on a Sexual Dalliance

March 25, 2008 - Whether it was justifying loyalty to an inflammatory pastor, erroneously claiming to have been dodging sniper fire upon arriving in Bosnia or the ever-popular act of committing adultery, our poli...

David Paterson has something to tell you

March 25, 2008 - If it's Wednesday, that must mean a new revelation by new New York Governor David Paterson. First, there was the fact that he'd had an affair. Then, the revelation that he'd had multiple affairs. Then, that one of those affairs was with a state employee who is...

From The Room: Girls Gone Wild Have Dominance over Our More Perfect Union

March 25, 2008 - Well, we've finally done it. Governor Spitzer was brought down by a Girl Gone Wild. That's the end of the game folks. In the American experiment that's the p...

Ashley Dupre's vagina is better than your vagina

March 24, 2008 - Eliot Spitzer, or at the New York Post calls him, the "disgraced horndog," has a lot of people asking, what could Ashley Dupre ha...

It's hot, it's accurate, it's Eliot Spitzer erotic fiction

March 24, 2008 - This weekend saw even more people coming out of the woodwork to offer up details on former Governor Spitzer's red-light appetites. A Brazilian mada...

From The Room: Sex and New York Governors

March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...

We only read it for the penis pix

March 21, 2008 - The Eliot Spitzer sex scandal's not just a cash cow for his knob-schlobbing call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupré anymore: Playgirl's offering the former New York governor a million d...

From The Room: A Conversation Between Two People You've Never Heard of at MSNBC

March 19, 2008 - JIM: Hey Donny! Donny! I got something real juicy. DONNY: Juicy? How juicy? JIM: Bill Clinton juicy. DONNY: Jesus! Well, don't keep me in suspense. Let me have it. JIM: Get this. David Paterson- DONNY: Yeah? JIM: The guy replacing Spitzer- D...

From The Room: NY Gov Swears Not to See Prostitutes, or Anything Else

March 17, 2008 - The legally blind David Paterson was sworn in today with the promise of never visiting a prostitute. This is a huge relief for Democrats who think that paying for sex is too Free Market. I'm excited about having a blind black leader like Star Trek's Geordi La Forge...

From The Feed: NY's new governor, David Paterson, kills at his press conference

March 14, 2008 - Newly-appointed Empire State governor David Paterson wows the media...

From The Room: The Never-Ending Race and the Prostitute of Hope

March 13, 2008 - It had been months since The Media had enjoyed itself. Long months of covering the same few people as they continued their race like three titanic slugs cutting a path through glue. As time went on, all excitement for the slug race dissipated to nothing. It became harder and harder...

From The Room: New York Vice

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From The Room: Behind Every Great Man

March 12, 2008 - Behind every great man there's a great woman. And behind every cheating public figure, there is a spouse who gets wheeled out to show that she's, um, standing behind her man in his time of moral frailty. This united front is intended to comfort us, the masses, that...

From The Feed: Video: Eliot Spitzer resigns

March 12, 2008 - "CNN" covers New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation...

From The Room: Dinner Parties Expand to Accommodate the Late Breaking News

March 12, 2008 - They're attributing our current fatigue to having just moved our clocks ahead, but my thesis is we're all staying up later as dinner parties stretch out to cover the wide range of topics unfolding on what feels like an hourly basis. Over drinks and appetizers in the living...