God

From The Room: Einstein Thinks He's Better than God

May 13, 2008 - Brilliant scientist and Elitist Lefty Jew, Albert Einstein, wrote that belief in God is "childish superstition" and said that Jews were not the chosen people, according to a letter being sold...

From The Feed: God contemplates lowering gas prices

April 25, 2008 - Fox News reports on a Washington, D.C., church that prays at a gas station for lower prices...

From The Room: New Rule: Catholics Must Get Up Out of the Pew and Walk Out of the Church Forever

March 28, 2008 - When Barack Obama didn't hear Reverend Wright say those awful things about America, he still should have rushed the stage, smite Reverend Wright with the cross, and left the church. If there's anything the right wing can agree on, it's that. And that gays are going hell...

Pope to kiss Muslims' asses, probably when they're praying

March 11, 2008 - Last week, the Vatican announced the first ever "Catholic-Muslim Forum," to improve relations between the two religions. The first seminar, which runs November 4-6 in Rome, will be called "Love of God, Love of Neighbor." Pope Benedict XVI is planning to address the participants. The meeting is seen...

From The Room: Moses and His Tablets

March 4, 2008 - Today researchers suggested that Moses was on hallucinogenic drugs when he the heard the Ten Commandments and when he saw the burning bush. They didn't mention the Red Sea, but seriously... T...

From The Feed: Mike Huckabee lassos like a liberal

March 3, 2008 - CNN shows Mike Huckabee making an ass of himself...

From The Room: Painfully Funny Politics

February 13, 2008 - Mike Huckabee says he doesn't believe in poll numbers, but he does believe in miracles. Apparently he expects God to smite John McCain dead. The Republicans are left with a c...

23/6 Video: The World through Bush colored glasses

February 11, 2008 - According to the president, if you lived in Iraq right now, you'd be saying "God, I love freedom." Probably while cowering under your bed and hiding from American soldiers who don't speak Farsi and can't understand your protests. See the world as Bush does with this glimpse...

From The Room: My Interview with the Lord God of All Creation

February 2, 2008 - I wish I could remember the street I took, where I turned, or how I knew I'd found the right place. All I remember is that Gabriel appeared, stopping traffic and summoning a chorus of car horns that rang out in harmony with his golden trumpet. Then the sky...

News Odds for Tuesday, January 29, 2008

January 29, 2008 - Odds that... Rudy Giuliani, praying he wins the GOP Florida primary today, promises God to be a better person—and...

From The Room: Let There Be Three Branches of Government

January 21, 2008 - Last week, in Warren, Michigan, Mike Huckabee said that "it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God." He also said we need to "amend...

23/6's Scientology Balls-E-Meter

January 21, 2008 - Last week saw the release of a controversial new biography of Tom Cruise and a bizarre video featuring Cruise talking at length about his religion, Scientol...

From The Room: Dinowhores

January 15, 2008 - It seems that science has revealed the moral failings of evolution. It turns out, the dinosaurs were sluts. That's right; paleontologists have found fossils of an allosaurus, a tyrannosaurus, and a tenonto...

From The Room: God: "Pat Robertson is a Deranged Old Bastard. I Never Talked to Him!"

January 3, 2008 - Every year before New Year's, Pat Robertson caucuses privately with God and returns to give His message to the staffs of Christian Broadcasting Network and Regent University. This year, according to Pat, God said He's going to turn 250 million Chinese into Christians. Well, actually, I also just...

From The Room: Huckabee & The G Word

December 27, 2007 - Mike Huckabee strode out to the strains of Right Now by Van Halen and immediately addressed the Bhutto situation, expressing "our sincere concern and apologies for what has happened in Pakistan." End quote. Reading that answered a huge question, is he or isn't he? the G word. Knew this...