George Bush

From The Feed: President Bush's plan for economy (video)

July 2, 2008 - J/K dudes, there is no plan. Mr. President holds a press conference at the White House Rose Garden...

From The Room: Why Stuff Happens

June 27, 2008 - I'm very flattered by the invitation to contribute to these pages, and a little trepidatious, since I am not a particularly intelligent person. I lacked the intellect, for example, to understand that eminent thinker and philosopher Sharon Stone when...

From The Room: You Can't Make This Stuff Up

June 16, 2008 - • 60% of Europeans believe American foreign policy will get better after George Bush leaves office. About 39% less than what Americans believe. • Gays will be allowed to marry in California this week, and some of the biggest celebrations will be going on in the offices of California divorce law...

Vatican Gardens = Pope's pubes?

June 13, 2008 - ...

ALERT: Terrorist fist jab sighting!

June 10, 2008 - You've heard a lot about the so-called "terrorist fist jab" between Barack and Michelle Obama on the night he claimed the Democratic nomination. Now, eagle-eyed patriots are spotting the al-Qaeda inspired hand s...

From The Room: John McBush

June 3, 2008 - I'm a little worried about John McCain. Not simply because of that nasty looking marsupial pouch stapled to his upper neck, but because he seems determined to wrong-headedly barrel down a path more dangerous than slaloming downhill blindfolded on a bl...

From The Feed: Joy still appeasing Elizabeth

May 19, 2008 - The View is thisclose to putting these two in a split screen...

From The Feed: Joe Biden dishes Bush administration dirt (video)

May 19, 2008 - Don't get U.S. senator/former Democratic presidential hopeful/Senate Foreign Relations Committee chair Joe Biden (D-DE) started, 'cause he WILL tell you what's wrong with your administration. He talks to George Stephanopoulos about "appeasers" in the current administration, and what George W. Bush...

A fairytale wedding, if your idea of magic is the sweltering Texas desert

May 12, 2008 - For one magical weekend, the world took a break from constantly reminding President Bush that he is awful at his job, and instead concentrated on his daughter's wedding. America was dazzled by the glamour, the romance, and the fact that Jenna had managed to make the news without being...

From The Room: Mr. Jenna Bush Gets a Piece of the Action

May 12, 2008 - The White House would not comment, but the couple are expected to honeymoon in Europe. After that, they plan to live in a two-bedroom, two-bathroom townhouse in Baltimore's Federal Hill. She plans to return to teaching, and he will work for Constellation Energy...

George W. Bush to gain son, Jenna Bush to lose her virginity

May 8, 2008 - Saturday is the big day—Jenna Bush is getting married. The wedding will take place in Crawford, since even Jenna doesn't want to be associated with the current White House. The lucky man is Henry Hager, a stand-up guy who, in honor of his country and his...

From The Room: McCain Finally Condemns President Bush's Outlandish Comments

April 30, 2008 - After weeks of badgering from the mainstream media as well as right wing talk radio, Republican nominee, Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), summoned reporters to say he was outraged by the President George W. Bush's "divisive, destructive, and frankly, grammati...

From The Feed: Bush to Pope, "Awesome speech!" (video)

April 16, 2008 - President Bush all but hi-fives Pope Benedict immediately following his speech...

From The Room: Bush Leaving the Next President with an "As Is" Country, a Fixer Upper

April 10, 2008 - George Bush, most people agree, has caused our country to deteriorate during his terms of office so catastrophically that if the country were up for sale, it would be referred to as, "a fixer upper; as is." This president has no qualms about turning over his mess: a war costing...

Is Oliver Stone's "W" a bunch of "BS"?

April 9, 2008 - As Oliver Stone readies production for "W," a biopic about President Bush, the script was recently circulated amongst Bush biographers to get a read on how accurate Stone's depiction will be...