February 19, 2008 - THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.
Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.
Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel surfing...
December 21, 2007 - Unlike George Bush, Al Qaeda seems eager to respond to questions from journalists, and is inviting them to submit questions to its No. 2 figure, Ayman al-Zawahri, the first interview of this type to be offered by the terror network since the 9/11 attacks.
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