Florida primary

From The Room: A Secret Meeting Between Florida and Michigan

May 8, 2008 - As some of you may already be aware, I'm Jewish, and therefore I have within me the natural ability to practice law. It is because of that that at the end of last year, I was approached to act as legal concierge for Florida and Michigan, as they attempted...

From The Room: Hillary Street

March 14, 2008 - Kids say the darnedest things when they watch Hillary--like Freud's Theory Of Psychological Projection! My latest video...

From The Room: A Song for Hillary's Florida/Michigan Power Grab

February 19, 2008 - Have you ever played poker with someone for play money, only to lose and then have them demand that you give them a hundred dollars? Of course you haven't, because you don't hang out with scumbags like that. That said, I'm sure a number of people who...

News Odds for Wednesday, January 30, 2008

January 30, 2008 - Odds that... John Edwards is quitting the Democratic presidential race because all the poor people who would've voted for him had to work doubles at Wal-Mart: 19-7 When 9/11 enthusiast...

News Odds for Tuesday, January 29, 2008

January 29, 2008 - Odds that... Rudy Giuliani, praying he wins the GOP Florida primary today, promises God to be a better person—and...

Mike Huckabee needs your vote, and whatever change you can spare

January 28, 2008 - Mike Huckabee's campaign staff has admitted their chronic shortage of money is finally taking its toll, and they can barely afford to campaign in Florida for that state's important primary. As one of Huckabee's own Sunday sermons might put it, "It is easier for a camel to...