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From The Room: Yes, Florida, We See You

January 27, 2008 - Not content with their 2000 moment in the sun, Florida voters are once again thumbing their zinc-covered noses at the election process. Despite no official Democratic primary in Florida this time around (party officials are pissed that the Sunshine State moved up their date to--what else? --get mo...

Mike Huckabee needs your vote, and whatever change you can spare

January 28, 2008 - Mike Huckabee's campaign staff has admitted their chronic shortage of money is finally taking its toll, and they can barely afford to campaign in Florida for that state's important primary. As one of Huckabee's own Sunday sermons might put it, "It is easier for a camel to...

Florida deems gay marriage not yet illegal enough

January 16, 2008 - Conservatives in Florida are enraged this week over a computer error that prevented them from making the world a more hate-filled homophobic nightmare. Although gay marriage is already illegal in that state (and 48 others), a state PAC attempted to introduce a new law that would affect non-married...

News Odds for Monday, January 14, 2008

January 14, 2008 - Odds that... Things get awkward today when George W. Bush asks his host, Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah II, if he has any extra robes lying around for "playing fort": 5-1 As former NYC mayor/GOP presid...

News Odds for Thursday, December 27, 2007

December 27, 2007 - Odds that... Pakistani ex-Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, killed in a suicide bombing today, is in heaven fuming that instead of winning the election, she'll get some crummy airport named after her: 5...