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From The Room: Castro Stops Breathing, Remains Alive
June 25, 2008 - Cuban officials reported today that Fidel Castro has stopped breathing, but remains alive and well. To prove his vigor and lack of dependence on oxygen, Castro appeared on the nightly news doing today's crossword...
From The Room: Cuba's Bold Path
February 28, 2008 - Yielding to U.S. threats that he resign immediately or face the possibility of death from natural causes, 81-year-old Communist strongman Fidel Castro has stepped down. Acknowledging that America was fully committed to doing absolutely nothing to prevent the robustly ailing tyrant's life from endin...Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Potential Castro Successors
February 20, 2008 - Tottering Cuban leader Fidel Castro annnounced Tuesday he's resigning as Cuba's president and commander-in-chief. On Sunday, when Cuba's [rubber-stamp] National Assembly meets, it's widely expected his...Insert obligatory "Communist party" joke here
February 21, 2008 - The ailing Fidel Castro, an incessant gnat in the ear of the U.S. for nearly 50 years, is retiring from the presidency of Cuba. To show the capitalist world that he's still got it, Castro will be going out in style. 23/6 has intercepted and translated the...
From The Room: Candidates React to Castro's Resignation
February 19, 2008 - Now that Fidel Castro has resigned from office and ceded his spot in the "CIA's 10 Most Embarrassing Assassination Attempts" to MLK, the time has come for the candidates to acknowledge their communist constituency (you heard me Obama...Thought Process Flowchart: Fidel Castro
February 19, 2008 - Cuban leader Fidel Castro is finally stepping down after 49 years in power. The frail 81-year-old Communist revolutionary has announced he will not seek a new term, provoking mixed reactions among Cuban-American...Filed under: Thought Process Flowchart, Fidel Castro, Raul Castro, Cuba, over my arthritic feeble body
From The Room: Say It Ain't So, Fidel!
February 19, 2008 - I was sitting in my Che Guevera cabana wear sipping some Havana Club Riservo and enjoying the sweet inhale from my Cohiba Robusto when I got the news: Fidel Castro has resigned. It's over. El Presidente is dead-ish. You selfish bastard! Always thinking of numero uno. When the...Cuban leader Fidel Castro hands over keys to store to brother Raúl—store then looted, burned
February 19, 2008 - Cuban leader Fidel Castro, who ranks as the third longest-serving world leader (with the number one most unkempt beard), announced today that he will be stepping down after a 49-ye...News Odds for December 18, 2007
December 18, 2007 - Odds that... Condoleezza Rice is flying to Iraq today to give the Turkish troops crossing the border their timesheets and tell them about the half-hour lunch break: 5-1...
From The Room: Pop Quiz
December 14, 2007 - Question: What do the following people have in common? Osama bin Laden Adolf Hitler Saddam Hussein Benito Mussolini Kim Jong-il Dick Cheney George W. Bush Karl Rove Fidel Castro Vladimir Putin Answer: They're all heterosexual. Tell me again why the Republicans are try...
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