FBI

Join al-Qaeda, see the world, blow yourself up

March 24, 2008 - While the U.S. Armed Forces are falling short of enlistment goals and the CIA and FBI continue to struggle with their attempts to infiltrate al-Qaeda, the bad guys seem to be doing ju...

The folks at Enron were ahead of their time

February 25, 2008 - "Fox and Friends" reports on the government's inability to investigate both white-collar crimes and terrorism simultaneously...

Saddam Hussein shoved a cucumber down Iraq's pants, according to the FBI

January 28, 2008 - Saddam Hussein faked having WMDs in order to avoid an attack by Iran, according to the FBI agent assigned to guard him. Agent George Piro also said Hussein was surprised by the American invasion, noting, "He thought the United States would retaliate with the same type of attack as we...

FBI Forgets to Pay the Phone Bill

January 11, 2008 - There's a bit of the hullabaloo going on with our favorite g-men. Apparently, they forgot to pay the phone bill for a couple of years, and a report's just come out that some of those wiretaps they...

Falafel Bureau of Investigation

November 11, 2007 - "Like Hansel and Gretel hoping to follow their bread crumbs out of the forest, the FBI sifted through customer data collected by San Francisco-area grocery stores in 2005 and 2006, hoping that sales records of Middle Eastern foo...