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None of My Friends Has Spent Public Money on a Sexual Dalliance
March 25, 2008 - Whether it was justifying loyalty to an inflammatory pastor, erroneously claiming to have been dodging sniper fire upon arriving in Bosnia or the ever-popular act of committing adultery, our poli...David Paterson has something to tell you
March 25, 2008 - If it's Wednesday, that must mean a new revelation by new New York Governor David Paterson. First, there was the fact that he'd had an affair. Then, the revelation that he'd had multiple affairs. Then, that one of those affairs was with a state employee who is...Sex and New York Governors
March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...Skills include: horny, can violate Mann Act
March 19, 2008 - Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has stepped down, but his troubles are far from over. Though seeing a prostitute is normally considered a misdemeanor in New York, bringing a call girl across state lines, as Spitzer did, makes it a federal offense. Could...A Conversation Between Two People You've Never Heard of at MSNBC
March 19, 2008 - JIM: Hey Donny! Donny! I got something real juicy. DONNY: Juicy? How juicy? JIM: Bill Clinton juicy. DONNY: Jesus! Well, don't keep me in suspense. Let me have it. JIM: Get this. David Paterson- DONNY: Yeah? JIM: The guy replacing Spitzer- D...NY Gov Swears Not to See Prostitutes, or Anything Else
March 17, 2008 - The legally blind David Paterson was sworn in today with the promise of never visiting a prostitute. This is a huge relief for Democrats who think that paying for sex is too Free Market. I'm excited about having a blind black leader like Star Trek's Geordi La Forge...NY's new governor, David Paterson, kills at his press conference
March 14, 2008 - Newly-appointed Empire State governor David Paterson wows the media...Spitzer Fails to Qualify for Sex Scandal Olympics
March 14, 2008 - The single most shocking thing about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal is, of course, his party affiliation. The GOP has such a notorious losing streak when it comes to this stuff that when a Democrat finally falls it's kinda like when Somalia beats Austria in the luge. So Spitzer...The Never-Ending Race and the Prostitute of Hope
March 13, 2008 - It had been months since The Media had enjoyed itself. Long months of covering the same few people as they continued their race like three titanic slugs cutting a path through glue. As time went on, all excitement for the slug race dissipated to nothing. It became harder and harder...If You Pitched this Week as a Movie
March 13, 2008 - "Spitzer Prostitute Details" - Huffington Post...Come Back, Eliot Spitzer!
March 13, 2008 - I've changed my mind. I want Eliot Spitzer back. I'll admit it: I flew off the handle. I got worked up about the "unprotected sex with call girls" business. It was a gut thing. I've stayed at the Mayflower. Now I have to sleep on top of...Filed under: Come back Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer, Eliot Spitzer jokes, Kristen, Neil Bush Prostitution
New York Vice
March 12, 2008 - ...Pat Robertson gloats about Spitzer
March 12, 2008 - "700 Club" host/televangelism O.G. Pat Robertson weighs in on the fall of former New York governor/Emperor Club client 9, Eliot Spitzer...Behind Every Great Man
March 12, 2008 - Behind every great man there's a great woman. And behind every cheating public figure, there is a spouse who gets wheeled out to show that she's, um, standing behind her man in his time of moral frailty. This united front is intended to comfort us, the masses, that...Video: Eliot Spitzer resigns
March 12, 2008 - "CNN" covers New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation...Dinner Parties Expand to Accommodate the Late Breaking News
March 12, 2008 - They're attributing our current fatigue to having just moved our clocks ahead, but my thesis is we're all staying up later as dinner parties stretch out to cover the wide range of topics unfolding on what feels like an hourly basis. Over drinks and appetizers in the living...David Paterson: who the hell is he?
March 12, 2008 - New York governor Eliot Spitzer has finally resigned because he put his peepee in some hos, and...Eliot Spitzer leaves his resignation on the dresser
March 12, 2008 - This morning, Eliot Spitzer announced his resignation as governor of New York, effective Monday, in the wake of "unspecified personal indiscretions"—a euphemism destined to become the "wardrobe malfunction" of 2008. But just because a prostitution scandal is forcing Spitzer to step down in dis...Eliot Spitzer = O.J. Simpson
March 12, 2008 - "FOX News" covers disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer's journey to his resignation press conference...Finally, A Truly "Hands On" Governor
March 12, 2008 - Eliot Spitzer went beyond the call of duty, we've all discovered, and was truly hands on in his investigation of prostitution. He was caught on tape making a date with a prostitute working for Emperors Club VIP, where he wasn't called "Eliot" or "El" or even "Governor Spitzer...Spitzer-Paterson Ad
March 11, 2008 - Yay, it's an Eliot Spitzer-David Paterson campaign ad from 2006...I, Too, Did Something Illegal in the Mayflower Hotel
March 11, 2008 - Anyone notice what was plastered all over the news yesterday? No? Take a look at the top 20 Google Trends stories. Anything jump out at you? Notice anything repetitive? I hardly think anyone should be c...Filed under: Eliot Spitzer, Mayflower hotel
It's Cool, News. You Can Tell Me about the Pharmaceuticals in My Water Another Time
March 11, 2008 - A one-sided conversation from Monday, March 10th: Good morning, News. How was the weekend? Mine was--What? You found what in my water?! Oh my God! How long has this been going on? Al...The man attached to "Little Eliot"
March 11, 2008 - Disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer may resign today in the wake of federal investigators identifying him as "Client 9" of a high-priced prostitution ring called the "Emperor's Club." In other words...Filed under: Eliot Spitzer, "Little Eliot"
Obama on Spitzer: Words Good, Action Bad
March 11, 2008 - Barack Obama said today that Eliot Spitzer's involvement with a prostitution ring is a powerful example of the superiority of words to action. "Words don't land you in the...Spitzer Gives Me Agita
March 11, 2008 - So Eliot Sptizer, the man who would be king, falls on his own sword...or rather, his need for high class prostitutes to fall on said sword, brings the titan down. What is it about elected office that drives politicians to "die by kinky"? I had high hopes for Spitzer...Filed under: Eliot Spitzer, agita
Whoopi on Spitzer and hooking
March 11, 2008 - While talking about New York governor Eliot Spitzer's prostitute sessions, Whoopi Goldberg educates her "View" cohost Sherri Shepherd on the Biblical origins of prostitution...Pilgrim's Progress
March 11, 2008 - Our great nation began its journey on The Mayflower. Now, The Mayflower has hit the rocks. It's taking on water. The rats are scurrying off the lower deck. 40...Thought Process Flowchart: Eliot Spitzer
March 11, 2008 - What's the public and media to do after Gov. Eliot Spitzer was caught up in a sex and prostitution scandal? Pass around Spitzer jokes and make copious what-was-he-thinking comments around the water cooler, of course. So let's see i...Eliot Spitzer on his knees, and not because he wants to get peed on
March 11, 2008 - At his press conference yesterday, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer alluded to (but didn't mention) the prostitution scandal that has rocked his administration. The closest he came (eww) was...The Next Ten Days in New York Post Headlines
March 11, 2008 - March 12 - "No Luv Glove for Guv!" March 13 - "Eliot Nas-ty!" March 14 - "Cleveland 'Steam-roller!'" March 15 - ""Whore-or Show!" March 16 - "Client 9 From Outer Space, Came On Face!" March 17...Filed under: New York Post, Eliot Spitzer
Spitzer Was Not "Involved" with a Prostitution Ring
March 11, 2008 - While on the treadmill the other day, my eyes were drawn to the television. What can I say? I think running on a treadmill is boring, but I also don't like weather and it's my goal to be outstandingly attractive. So there I am, my iPod in my...Mr. Governor: I Should Have Picked Up on Your Cries for Help
March 10, 2008 - New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer has reportedly been involved in a prostitution ring. The "private matter" apparently...Text Messages Found on Eliot Spitzer's Phone from February 13
March 10, 2008 - I. Spitzer to Emperor VIP Pimp 9:45am: Hey. Gonna be in DC tonight and lonely. Send me a lady, plz? Not picky. No stretch marks, though. Maybe ethnic? Emperor VIP Pimp 9:5...Thou Shall Not...
March 10, 2008 - In lieu of the Vatican adding new sins to their "Bill Maher, we're talking to you" sacred tablet, I offer the following sins for review by His Holiness, his bishops, and that...NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer press conference
March 10, 2008 - Gov. Eliot Spitzer's press conference on the prostitution scandal...Goddamit Spitzer!
March 10, 2008 - More information could come out, but it seems as of now that Eliot Spitzer had sex with some prostitutes. When a headline reads "New York Governor Involved in Prostitution Ring," it makes it sound a little...NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigning (maybe, not sure)!
March 10, 2008 - Fox News' Shepard Smith reports breaking unconfirmed news...Filed under: Spitzer resigning, Spitzer sex scandal
Spitzer shocker: the truth about his hooker habit
March 12, 2008 - Although Eliot Spitzer officially resigned today as governor of New York, handing over the reins to...
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