Eliot Spitzer Resigns

From The Room: None of My Friends Has Spent Public Money on a Sexual Dalliance

March 25, 2008 - Whether it was justifying loyalty to an inflammatory pastor, erroneously claiming to have been dodging sniper fire upon arriving in Bosnia or the ever-popular act of committing adultery, our poli...

David Paterson has something to tell you

March 25, 2008 - If it's Wednesday, that must mean a new revelation by new New York Governor David Paterson. First, there was the fact that he'd had an affair. Then, the revelation that he'd had multiple affairs. Then, that one of those affairs was with a state employee who is...

From The Room: Sex and New York Governors

March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...

Skills include: horny, can violate Mann Act

March 19, 2008 - Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has stepped down, but his troubles are far from over. Though seeing a prostitute is normally considered a misdemeanor in New York, bringing a call girl across state lines, as Spitzer did, makes it a federal offense. Could...

From The Room: A Conversation Between Two People You've Never Heard of at MSNBC

March 19, 2008 - JIM: Hey Donny! Donny! I got something real juicy. DONNY: Juicy? How juicy? JIM: Bill Clinton juicy. DONNY: Jesus! Well, don't keep me in suspense. Let me have it. JIM: Get this. David Paterson- DONNY: Yeah? JIM: The guy replacing Spitzer- D...

From The Room: NY Gov Swears Not to See Prostitutes, or Anything Else

March 17, 2008 - The legally blind David Paterson was sworn in today with the promise of never visiting a prostitute. This is a huge relief for Democrats who think that paying for sex is too Free Market. I'm excited about having a blind black leader like Star Trek's Geordi La Forge...

From The Feed: NY's new governor, David Paterson, kills at his press conference

March 14, 2008 - Newly-appointed Empire State governor David Paterson wows the media...

From The Room: Spitzer Fails to Qualify for Sex Scandal Olympics

March 14, 2008 - The single most shocking thing about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal is, of course, his party affiliation. The GOP has such a notorious losing streak when it comes to this stuff that when a Democrat finally falls it's kinda like when Somalia beats Austria in the luge. So Spitzer...

From The Room: The Never-Ending Race and the Prostitute of Hope

March 13, 2008 - It had been months since The Media had enjoyed itself. Long months of covering the same few people as they continued their race like three titanic slugs cutting a path through glue. As time went on, all excitement for the slug race dissipated to nothing. It became harder and harder...

From The Room: If You Pitched this Week as a Movie

March 13, 2008 - "Spitzer Prostitute Details" - Huffington Post...

From The Room: Come Back, Eliot Spitzer!

March 13, 2008 - I've changed my mind. I want Eliot Spitzer back. I'll admit it: I flew off the handle. I got worked up about the "unprotected sex with call girls" business. It was a gut thing. I've stayed at the Mayflower. Now I have to sleep on top of...

From The Room: New York Vice

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From The Feed: Pat Robertson gloats about Spitzer

March 12, 2008 - "700 Club" host/televangelism O.G. Pat Robertson weighs in on the fall of former New York governor/Emperor Club client 9, Eliot Spitzer...

From The Room: Behind Every Great Man

March 12, 2008 - Behind every great man there's a great woman. And behind every cheating public figure, there is a spouse who gets wheeled out to show that she's, um, standing behind her man in his time of moral frailty. This united front is intended to comfort us, the masses, that...

From The Feed: Video: Eliot Spitzer resigns

March 12, 2008 - "CNN" covers New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation...