Eliot Spitzer

From The Room: Update: Axis of Evil

June 29, 2008 - As you may have heard, North Korea has been de-listed from the Axis of Evil in return for blowing up its nuclear reactor. It's an unlikely development, because North Korea was s...

Aussie MP brought to his knees by fragrant armchair

May 1, 2008 - Troy Buswell, a member of the Australian Parliament, gave a tearful press conference this week in response to allegations of "chair-sniffing." Buswell has been accused of sniffing the chair of a Liberal party staffer after she had gotten up from it. The incident has led to calls for Buswell...

If they IM'd: Miley Cyrus and Ashley Alexandra Dupre

April 29, 2008 - Looks like Miley Cyrus isn't the only one who was "exploited" after willfully taking off her clothes in front of a camera. Eliot Spitzer's favorite lady, Ashley Alexandra Dupre, crept back into the sp...

From The Room: "Can I Sell Her on eBay?" or People I Want to Disown

April 10, 2008 - Well, I haven't blogged in quite a while...but the new meds have kicked in and I'm back and as ready to go as one could reasonably expect, given my disposition, mental state and propensity for drama. I must admit, l love blogging. It's like writing without...

This week in skeeve

April 8, 2008 - Australia's "Daily Telegraph" reported today that a South Australian father and daughter had a baby together. Reportedly, John and Jenny Jeeves reunited thirty years after John divorced Jenny's mother. Two w...

From The Room: Politics Aren't Us

March 28, 2008 - Oh man, it's a good thing I'm not a politician. For me. For you. For the planet Jupiter. Not just because I'd expend all my political capital attempting to get rid of that primitive custom known as bartime. And then I'd try to roll back the...

From The Room: None of My Friends Has Spent Public Money on a Sexual Dalliance

March 25, 2008 - Whether it was justifying loyalty to an inflammatory pastor, erroneously claiming to have been dodging sniper fire upon arriving in Bosnia or the ever-popular act of committing adultery, our poli...

David Paterson has something to tell you

March 25, 2008 - If it's Wednesday, that must mean a new revelation by new New York Governor David Paterson. First, there was the fact that he'd had an affair. Then, the revelation that he'd had multiple affairs. Then, that one of those affairs was with a state employee who is...

From The Room: Girls Gone Wild Have Dominance over Our More Perfect Union

March 25, 2008 - Well, we've finally done it. Governor Spitzer was brought down by a Girl Gone Wild. That's the end of the game folks. In the American experiment that's the p...

Ashley Dupre's vagina is better than your vagina

March 24, 2008 - Eliot Spitzer, or at the New York Post calls him, the "disgraced horndog," has a lot of people asking, what could Ashley Dupre ha...

It's hot, it's accurate, it's Eliot Spitzer erotic fiction

March 24, 2008 - This weekend saw even more people coming out of the woodwork to offer up details on former Governor Spitzer's red-light appetites. A Brazilian mada...

From The Room: Sex and New York Governors

March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...

We only read it for the penis pix

March 21, 2008 - The Eliot Spitzer sex scandal's not just a cash cow for his knob-schlobbing call girl Ashley Alexandra Dupré anymore: Playgirl's offering the former New York governor a million d...

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Ashley Alexandra Dupré and Joe Francis battle for skankpremacy

March 20, 2008 - Lame jiggle-porn aficionados rejoice: "Girls Gone Wild" founder/douche Joe Francis says that until legally prevented from doing so, he'll host footage of infamous Eliot Spitzer knob-schlobber Ashley Alexandra Dupré on his company's website, shot when she was 17. The company says Dupré...