David Letterman

From The Feed: David Letterman's Sue Simmons montage

May 23, 2008 - The folks at "Late Show with David Letterman" just can't get enough of Sue f*cking Simmons...

From The Feed: On Letterman, Renee Zellweger can't believe her tiny little eyes

April 4, 2008 - On last night's Letterman, Renee Zellweger complains about Tracy Ullman's scary, mannish portrayal of her...

From The Feed: Regis kisses, Regis tells

April 2, 2008 - Regis takes a wistful look back at the man-hosts with whom he's sucked face, on "Regis and Kelly...

From The Feed: Canseco hates A-Rod

April 1, 2008 - On Monday's "Late Night with David Letterman," former baseballer Jose Canseco gets smug, evasive, jokey, and finally real as he explains his personal distaste for Alex Rodriguez...

From The Feed: Celebrity Trends - Bloodletting!

March 25, 2008 - Demi Moore gets sucked dry by leeches (not Ashton...

From The Feed: Yep, David Letterman said "butt boy"

March 14, 2008 - Letterman questions the relationship between Martha Stewart and Emeril Lagasse on "The Late Show...

From The Feed: Paula Abdul's fan steals her pee

March 11, 2008 - What starts off as incoherent TMI Paula rant turns into a jaw-dropping look into the lives of the famous on "Late Night with David Letterman...

From The Feed: Hillary Clinton on the problem that won't stop speaking its name

February 5, 2008 - Hillary Clinton being asked about controlling her husband if she's elected...

News Odds for Wednesday, January 30, 2008

January 30, 2008 - Odds that... John Edwards is quitting the Democratic presidential race because all the poor people who would've voted for him had to work doubles at Wal-Mart: 19-7 When 9/11 enthusiast...

News Odds for Monday, January 14, 2008

January 14, 2008 - Odds that... Things get awkward today when George W. Bush asks his host, Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah II, if he has any extra robes lying around for "playing fort": 5-1 As former NYC mayor/GOP presid...

From The Room: Huckabee Claims Confusion about Crossing Picket Line

January 3, 2008 - Though it's been asserted by the WGA that they'd contacted Huckabee's staff prior to his appearance last night with Jay Leno and clarified that the show had no waiver, the GOP candidate responded to charges he'd crossed a picket line by saying he thought the agreement...

Unlike your deadbeat husband, your TiVo is finally going back to work

January 2, 2008 - After two months of a late night blackout due to the Writers Guild strike, several hosts are going back on the air. Finally, you can resume your nightly comatose stare instead of having to actually talk to a loved one or watch real news on "Nightline." But while David Letterman...