David Beckham

Dickipedia: The Beckhams

April 1, 2008 - David and Victoria Beckham (married July 4, 1999) are a British power couple, tabloid darlings, and dicks...

Anderson Cooper and David Beckham (video)

March 21, 2008 - Homosexuality's head explodes during a preview for Sunday's "60 Minutes". Watch and listen as Anderson Cooper chases Beckham's balls...

Other Stuff Happened After MLK Day

January 27, 2008 - Last week was an especially big week for inane news, and to help you recall it, I've put together this handy three-point wrap-up, ideal for cubicle chatter. Because nothing made my attention span for hard news wander this week quicker than Hippies vs. Beckham, faux crack candy...

David Beckham moves from "bending it" to "destroying Earth"

January 24, 2008 - David Beckham is killing us. Very slowly and gassily. A new study conducted by the UK funded Carbon Trust has found that the star soccer player's yearly carbon footprint equals 163 tons of carbon dioxide, m...