Cults

From The Room: Join My Cult

April 1, 2008 - News that part of a small Russian Doomsday Cult has emerged from a six-month stay in their Apocalypse shelter has gotten me thinking: I need my own cult. And to prove to you that I am worthy of being y...

Mitt Romney explains his secret underwear

December 6, 2007 - It's being billed as the biggest speech of Mitt Romney's career, the one where all your fears about him will be put to rest. That's right, Mitt Romney will finally address his landscaping and lawn-care policies. Actually, today's speech was about freedom of religion. The...

The truth shall set you free, then land you in jail for disruptive protesting.

October 26, 2007 - They're the only people less able to move on from 9/11 than Rudy Giuliani—the 9/11 "truthers," who claim the terrorist attacks on the United States were an inside job. Part cult, part social networking group for the borderline personality community, the "9/11 truth movement...