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Train wreck narrowly avoids car wreck

February 8, 2008 - After six grueling days of photographing celebrities who aren't lost beyond all hope, the collective Satanic prayers of the Hollywood paparazzi were answered this week when Britney Spears was released from a UCLA psychiatric ward. Ms. Spears, known to law enforcement as "The Package" and t...

From The Room: 2 bits: Steve Ballmer Loves His Job

February 5, 2008 - 2 bits are here! The 1st I found. The 2nd I made. The 1st is the muse. The 2nd, the musing. Found a lil' bit I should see? Write to kevins2bits@gmail.com. And don't miss previous bits below! Rock on, dudebros. Rock on. Bit #1...

From The Feed: The Early Show takes the high road

February 4, 2008 - Finally, some journalistic integrity...

From The Feed: Geert Wilders hates your Islam-loving ass

January 28, 2008 - Dutch MP says Islamic people are "special...

Tom Cruise is like the Oskar Schindler of the insane-egomaniacs-who-believe-in-alien-gods set

January 14, 2008 - Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology released a new marketing video for the International Association of Scientologists. We've been doing our best to decipher Cruise's teachings on The Feed...

From The Feed: Oh, Tom Cruise is normal

January 14, 2008 - Tom Cruise on SPs...

From The Feed: This is your wingman

January 14, 2008 - Tom Cruise talks about Scientology...

From The Room: Messing With Texas

December 21, 2007 - I just got back from Texas and I couldn't get over how many "Don't mess with Texas" bumper stickers there were. I was like, "Excuse me, Texas - I had no intention of messing with you." And they're like, "But you were gonna." And I was like, "Nuh...