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Bush, Paraguay and the Impending Water Crisis
March 27, 2008 - I remember hearing both Clinton and Bush families own large plots of land in Paraguay. While they distract us with the oil crises they are busy staking out the best place for themselves to be for the much more frightening water crisis. I don't know how to hoard oil...
Chill Bill
March 17, 2008 - Bill Clinton is hep to the jive on "Good Morning America...
Obama's Double Bind
March 9, 2008 - With all the fear-mongering and 3 a.m. ads to come between now and November, I don't know if the country is smart enough to keep from having its buttons pushed. If we have brains enough to trust someone with intelligence and integrity to bring the best and...
We Forgive You, Samantha
March 9, 2008 - Last week, Obama campaign foreign policy adviser Samantha Power made a 
mistake that may significantly undermine the Illinois Senator's quest 
for the Democratic presidential nomination.

 She...
What Else Isn't Obama, as Far as We Know?
March 4, 2008 - According to Hillary Clinton, Obama is "not Muslim, as far as I know." Thank God, am I right? What a horror-filled nightmare dystopia we'd live in if a man who worshipped God six times a day...
It's 3 AM, Are You Scared Now?
March 1, 2008 - The ad begins, "It's 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep. But there's a phone ringing in the White House. Something's happening in the world." In politics, fear is known to be ef...
It's 3 AM, Are You Thinking About Hillary Clinton?
March 1, 2008 - Those outside of Hillary Clinton's camp expressed outrage at her "It's 3:00 AM" commercial with its punchline of the phone ringing in the White House. The ad ends asking the viewer, who (sic...
Hillary's New Ad
February 29, 2008 - Ring. Ring. Ring. It's 3am. Your middle-class children are nestled all snug in their suburban beds, while visions of ceremonially-dressed African-Americans dance in their heads (not our leak, by the by). The phone is ringing in the White House. Who do you want answering it? Hello...
New for politicians: The Idiot's Guide to Idiots
February 21, 2008 - Last week, while giving a speech on behalf of his wife's presidential campaign, Bill Clinton was repeatedly interrupted by an Obama-supporting heckler. Following his speech, Clinton was seen irately pointing at the gentlemen, who even claims Clinton hit him in the face. This was not the first time...
Exit polling to soon eliminate need for voting entirely
February 19, 2008 - The latest round of primary voting happens Tuesday: Democrats in Hawaii, Republicans in Washington, and both parties in Wisconsin, with 59 delegates on the table for Republicans and 121 for Democrats. With so many delegates in such a tight race, all eyes will be on the exit polls. Exit polls...
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Closed Caption for the Right Wing: Hillary Clinton
February 11, 2008 - At times conservatives and liberals have trouble communicating. 23/6 tries to make it slightly easier with our "Closed Captioned for Right Wing...
After Iowa, "change" is the new "9/11"
January 7, 2008 - After her disastrous loss to Barack Obama in the Iowa caucus, Hillary Clinton is presenting herself as an agent of change. "If we're going to be talking about change, then let's talk about change. Let's talk about who's produced change, and let's ta...
Hillary Clinton's videographer selects the Gaussian blur mode
January 3, 2008 - In a new campaign ad, the 60-year-old Hillary Clinton manages to lament the last seven years of the Bush Administration without looking as if she's lived through it yet. The wrinkles are gone, thanks to a blurry, soft...
The candidates' new year's resolutions: more promises they won't keep
January 1, 2008 - Everyone has the same new year's resolutions, those rote, banal goals that are forgotten by Feb. 1: stop smoking, watch less TV, join a gym, find new way to funnel PAC funds through offshore accounts. To ring in the new year, 23/6 asked the presidential candidates about their...
The candidates' new year's resolutions: more promises they won't keep
January 1, 2008 - Everyone has the same new year's resolutions, those rote, banal goals that are forgotten by Feb. 1: stop smoking, watch less TV, join a gym, find new way to funnel PAC funds through offshore accounts. To ring in the new year, 23/6 asked the presidential candidates about their...
The candidates' new year's resolutions: more promises they won't keep
January 1, 2008 - Everyone has the same new year's resolutions, those rote, banal goals that are forgotten by Feb. 1: stop smoking, watch less TV, join a gym, find new way to funnel PAC funds through offshore accounts. To ring in the new year, 23/6 asked the presidential candidates about their...
The candidates' new year's resolutions: more promises they won't keep
January 2, 2008 - Everyone has the same new year's resolutions, those rote, banal goals that are forgotten by Feb. 1: stop smoking, watch less TV, join a gym, find new way to funnel PAC funds through offshore accounts. To ring in the new year, 23/6 asked the presidential candidates about their...
Dickipedia: Hillary Clinton
December 13, 2007 - Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is a senator, a presidential candidate, the wife of former president Bill Clinton, and a dick...
Campaign Couture
November 29, 2007 - As we all know, the Hilary Clinton-designed Asbestos Pantsuit is flying off the shelves and is on its way to being the number one shopping item this Christmas season. But other candidates, desperate for the critical fashionista vote, are launching their own sartorial statements. Here, 23/6 presents...
That Was the Week That Was
November 10, 2007 - What a week it was, as seen from my golden perch in the crow's nest of our ship of state, where the winds of liberty blow strong, eternal vigilance is the price of freedom, and the lack of anywhere to sit is torture on my knees. Who knew crows...
Republicans hate Clinton so much, they totally forget to attack gay people
October 22, 2007 - Throughout her political career, Hillary Clinton has evoked strong feelings in people. If you're one of the remaining GOP presidential candidates, your feelings probably run from disgust to abhorrence, all the way through loathing and repugnance. During Sunday's Republican debate, the candidates too...
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