Client 9

Sex and New York Governors

March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...

The Never-Ending Race and the Prostitute of Hope

March 13, 2008 - It had been months since The Media had enjoyed itself. Long months of covering the same few people as they continued their race like three titanic slugs cutting a path through glue. As time went on, all excitement for the slug race dissipated to nothing. It became harder and harder...

Video: Eliot Spitzer resigns

March 12, 2008 - "CNN" covers New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation...

The man attached to "Little Eliot"

March 11, 2008 - Disgraced New York governor Eliot Spitzer may resign today in the wake of federal investigators identifying him as "Client 9" of a high-priced prostitution ring called the "Emperor's Club." In other words...

Heidi Fleiss on Eliot Spitzer (not literally)

March 11, 2008 - What's the funnest thing about this "ABC World News Now" rehashing of infamous Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss' appearance last night on "Dateline...

Emperor Spitzer

March 10, 2008 - Dear Guvnah, The New York Times broke the news today that you like hookers. Congrats? You, "Client 9," have since apologized but...

Text Messages Found on Eliot Spitzer's Phone from February 13

March 10, 2008 - I. Spitzer to Emperor VIP Pimp 9:45am: Hey. Gonna be in DC tonight and lonely. Send me a lady, plz? Not picky. No stretch marks, though. Maybe ethnic? Emperor VIP Pimp 9:5...

The Eliot Spitzer scandal: how involved is "involved"?

March 10, 2008 - Reports say New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer is "involved" in a prostitution ring. But what does that mean exactly? Perhaps one or more of the following: Vowed to "to change the ethics of the décor," including wallpaper with red flocked fleur-de-lis In an effort to "reform the...

NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer press conference

March 10, 2008 - Gov. Eliot Spitzer's press conference on the prostitution scandal...

New York Governor only hires the "classy" Emperor's Club hookers

March 10, 2008 - In a story that recalls the heyday of New York's seedy Times Square sex trade, Governor Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a high-priced prostitution ring known as the Emperor's Club VIP. Spitzer—identified as "Client 9" on a federal wiretap—had previously prosecuted at...