Cindy McCain

We're going with the rumor: Cindy McCain is having an affair

November 12, 2008 - According to a newspaper called the National Enquirer, Cindy McCain is having an affair. The damning proof includes photos of a Cindy-looking w...

From The Room: Breathe, Cindy. It's Over Now.

November 5, 2008 - It's possible the person most relieved about John McCain's loss is actually Cindy McCain. Monday night, during McCain's rally in Las Vegas, NV, Cindy stood behind her husband wearing a candy apple red turtleneck and matching jacket. Her hair was perfectly upswept into a fancy half-pony...

From The Room: Cindy v. Michelle: In the home stretch

October 31, 2008 - Round 92: Hot Dog Eat Off...

23/6 Video: The Curse of Cindy McCain

October 31, 2008 - Late at night, you can see her image hovering behind John McCain...

From The Room: Cindy v. Michelle: Chug Off

October 29, 2008 - The election's only days away, and the First Ladies have taken matters into their own hands. Whoever's spouse wins this contest, wins the White House. Guaranteed...

From The Room: Cindy v. Michelle, First Lady Face Off

October 27, 2008 - The election's only days away, and the First Ladies have taken matters into their own hands. Whoever's spouse wins this contest, wins the White House. Guaranteed...

From The Room: Cindy Explains the C-Word

October 22, 2008 - McCain may have just let the c-word slip again on national TV. But Johnny McTemperTantrum has also directed this...

From The Feed: NSFW! The "John McCain says C*NT" video!

October 22, 2008 - Man do we love it when John McCain speaks his mind. Thus far, we've hit replay on this video around 150 times. It's really starting to upset some folks around the office, but you know what? Fuck them! It's been a long election season and we deserve...

From The Room: More Emails from Camp McCain

October 17, 2008 - So I'm watching the "debate" last night (as though 'debate means "stump speech while sitting down") and couldn't believe my eyes or ears. John McCain, war hero, patriot, maverick (okay HE says he's a war hero...for me, getting shot down three times doesn't make someone...

From The Room: John McCain and the Attendants

October 15, 2008 - Flanked by Cindy and Sarah, who've been programmed to smile and nod with each of John McCain's boasts, promises and accusation, the threesome reminds me less of a viable political team than a nightclub act. Which of wouldn't flock to Vegas to see, "John McCain and the...

Election '08: Did you vote against Cindy McCain's son?

October 9, 2008 - The McCain campaign has released its ultimate weapon- an heiress with a pill habit. Cindy McCain, who mentions her son's service more than a Florida sheriff mentions Obama's middle name, said this about her husband's opponent: "The day that Sen. Obama cast a vote to not to...

John McCain is "friends" with this drug addict/thief

October 9, 2008 - A long time ago, we promised ourselves that every time Cindy McCain opened her fat heiress mouth, we'd remind Americans of this character-revealing fact...

We're going with the rumor: John McCain has an illegitimate granddaughter

October 8, 2008 - John McCain has an illegitimate granddaughter. According to Gawker, Sydney McCain, John's daughter from his first marriage, had a baby in 1987 and gave it up for adoption. She was unmarried. McCain has never commented on the rumor, but a few years later, he adopted Bridget. Maybe in his...

From The Room: McCain Urges American Men to Marry Their Richest Mistress

October 6, 2008 - Bayonne, NJ - In an effort to deal with rapidly worsening economic conditions, John McCain called on cheating husbands to follow his example of tactical remarriage. Speaking in a dimly lit pickup joint to a crowd of self-described horndogs, McCain urged married men to "find a skirt...

23/6 Consumer Guide to the McCain Car Fleet

September 22, 2008 - John McCain owns THIRTEEN CARS!!! One for each of his faces! (Thank you, thank you very much.) The Democrats are using this one to try to revive the "how man...