Cindy McCain

Getting to know the prettiest "McC*nt"

July 2, 2008 - In a new poll, 56 percent of Americans said they don't know much about Cindy McCain. Since the poll didn't detail precisely what Americans are unaware of (whether it be her family money, her drug addiction and subsequent theft of said drugs, her husband's divorce from a...

From The Feed: Jed Report presents "The Glass House of McCain" trailer (video)

June 24, 2008 - Jed Report has created a trailer, "The Glass House of McCain...

John McCain did not love the same country that Michelle Obama just got proud of

June 20, 2008 - MSNBC unearthed footage of John McCain saying he did not love America until he was held captive in Vietname. He told FoxNews, "I didn't really love America until I was deprived of her company." We had the same feeling when we were vacationing in England before they got Starbucks...

From The Feed: Cindy McCain talks hidden taxes and free planes (video)

June 19, 2008 - On CNN, Cindy McCain talked about keeping her taxes hidden and her plane available for fundraising trips...

Cindy McCain terrifies Vietnamese kids into smiling

June 19, 2008 - Although the big news story today about Cindy McCain is her manufactured anger at Michelle Obama's "proud to be an American" comment, w...

Ol' Blue Eyes strikes again

June 19, 2008 - Last week, we promised that every time the GOP or Fox or a 527 launched a smear attack against Michelle Obama, we'd remind Americans of an untidy fact about Cindy McCain. Well, it's six days later and guess...

Quick Quiz: Cindy McCain

June 19, 2008 - Paul Slansky finds Cindy McCain's snarky questioning of Michelle Obama's patriotism the perfect excuse to raise some interesting questions about the space alien-resembling beer heiress who stayed married to the man who called her a "cunt" in public...

From The Feed: McCain expands the vocabulary of the average Americ*nt (NSFW)

June 17, 2008 - Political comedy group "Public Service Administration" brings a PSA about John McCain calling his wife the c-word...

That's no lady, that's John McCain's wife

June 13, 2008 - Michelle Obama has been under quite a bit of media scrutiny lately, from her terrorist fist jab to the rumored (and non-existent...

John McCain's disfigured ex-wife Carol resurfaces, outraging current disfigured wife

June 9, 2008 - London's Daily Mail reported on John McCain's reclusive ex-wife Carol, who's said very little publicly about her ex-husband since she was dumped for beer heiress...

Cindy McCain in VOGUE: OMG her thighs are so fat

May 22, 2008 - A feature and photo essay about Budweiser heiress Cindy McCain, the second wife of GOP presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain, is featured in Vogue magazine's June issue. The former rodeo queen's hair is studiously unshellacked...

From The Room: BREAKING: McCain Resigns from His Campaign

May 19, 2008 - Believing that he has become too much of a drag on his campaign, John McCain, the presumptive Republican presidential candidate, and one of the key components of his campaign and id, has stepped down, the latest casualty of a presidential campaign eag...

From The Room: World Shocked By Reality

May 15, 2008 - So, there's racism. And this is "news"... why? Have you been outside lately? Or are we all still under the blissfully terr...

Redbook won't be serializing Cindy McCain's memoirs after all

May 16, 2008 - Cindy McCain will not be publishing her memoirs, despite signing a book deal with Viking in April. Said a spokesperson, "Due to the demand of the campaign trail and various humanitarian trips she has plan...

If they IM'd: Michelle Obama and Cindy McCain

May 14, 2008 - McCain and Obama may keep trading places in the various polls, but regarding their wives, America seems to have made up its mind: Cindy McCain isn't so popular. According to a Washington Times poll that asked which mother has "had the most positive influence on America," Cindy McCain came...