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Dickipedia: The Olympics
August 21, 2008 - The Olympic Games (born 776 BC) is an international multi-sport event, a contest to see which country's chemists can concoct the least-detectable performance-enhancing drugs, brought to you by Visa--it's everywhere you want to be--and a dick...
From The Room: Devout U.S. Archery Coach Attributes Team's Poor Showing to Christ's "Understandable" Bias Toward Water Sports
August 20, 2008 - BEIJING, China (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) --Kisik Lee, the head coach of the United States archery team, is a devout Christian who believes a strong faith makes for better archers because it helps q...
From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: The Olympics, the Agony of the Seat
August 15, 2008 - I am trying very hard to put my backside in front of the television to root home our Olympic team, but in direct contrast to the old saw, my flesh is willing but my spirit is weak. I just can't get into the games, and after giving it some...
23/6 Video: The Olympic Opening Ceremonies in a minute
August 12, 2008 - NBC's coverage of the Olympic Opening Ceremony clocked in at over four hours. While Zhang Yimou's display was certainly memorable—regardless of the CGI fireworks—even the Chinese couldn't figure out a way to computer generate a procession of obscure African/Eastern European countries that...
Catch Olympic Fever! (symptoms include extreme ignorance of outside world)
August 12, 2008 - Russia at war? Edwards love child? McCain Viagra baby-eating scandal? Who cares?! The Olympics are on!! A lot of major international news apparently isn't important when Michael Phelps is about to take to the pool. MSNBC has done away with news completely while the Olympics are on. The...
From The Room: Team USA Cleans Up or Team Bush
August 12, 2008 - The millions watching as the American male swimmers realized they'd won the Olympics gold in the relay race will never forget their reactions. Seconds before the first swimmer hit the water, the TV announcer had been saying that he'd done the math every which way and it always...
Another desperate attempt to make the Olympics seem cool
August 6, 2008 - In NBC's latest misguided attempt at escaping fourth place, the network will offer 3,600 hours of Olympics coverage spread over eight separate sources: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, Oxygen, Telemundo, USA, Universal HD and NBCOlympics.com. Most of you 18-34 year-olds probably weren't planning on watching the...
China will pay you to stop all that annoying "grieving"
July 27, 2008 - With the world preparing to watch the Beijing Olympics during the CSI: Miami commercial breaks, China is making sure its people appear to be one big, happy family by asking people to not publicly mourn earthquake victims. Yes, with the all eyes on China, the nation wants the world to...
The 23/6 George W. Bush Olympic Opening Ceremonies Attendance Defense Chatbot
July 7, 2008 - Despite plans by several world leaders to boycott the Beijing Olympics opening ceremonies due to China's human rights record, President Bush is defending his decision to attend the ceremonies next month, saying that not going "would be an affront to the Chinese people." We know what you're thinking...
From The Room: China Responds to Pre-Olympic Complaints
April 15, 2008 - Dear World, We know you think we're a little crazy over here in China. But you've got to relax. You keep on complaining about our Olympics. "You're torturing dissidents!" "Your air is brown!" You're so silly, World, to concern yourself with thes...
China brutally forcing us to care about Tibet
April 7, 2008 - The Olympics really do seem to be unifying people this year. Or at least the Olympic torch is. It's motto is "Light the Passion, Share the Dream," which sounds like a bit of drug lingo from Amy Winehouse. As the Olympic torch makes its way around the world before...
From The Room: One Reason Why the Olympic Torch Was Not Safe in Paris
April 7, 2008 - Perhaps protesters were able to put the Olympic torch out because Paris police insisted on wearing "fruit boots" on-duty...
From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of Olympic Politics in Cartoon Form
April 7, 2008 - ...Perez Hilton covers the Olympic torch protests
April 7, 2008 - ...Filed under: Olympic torch, Olympics, Olympic torch Paris, Olympic torch protest, China Olympics, Olympic torch China, Arnaud Di Pasquale, Paris protest, Tibetan protest, Tibetan torch protest, Olympic torch extinguished, Olympic flame, Olympic flame Paris, Olympic flame protest, Olympic flame extinguished, vile misdeeds, Xinhua, Olympic torch Beijing, International Olympic Committee, Jacques Rogge
HOAX! China hosting the Summer Olympics
April 1, 2008 - Ha ha, IOC. You got us. The most elaborate April Fool's prank ever was launched on July 13, 2001, when the International Olympic Committee announced that...
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