CPAC

Girls' PE teacher introduces Mitt Romney to CPAC

February 8, 2008 - Right-wing talk show host Laura Ingraham brings up Mitt Romney at the Conservative Political Action Conference...

Monica Crowley jokes about conservatives killing McCain

February 7, 2008 - The conservative talk-show host discusses McCain's impending speech at CPAC...

Bye, Bye Mitty: Old Mormons Never Die, They Just Fade Away

February 7, 2008 - In a shocking turn of events, after vowing to fight on after losing out on Super Tuesday, Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. Romney, once viewed as the front-runner of the Republican contenders, has dashed all hopes of putting a polygamist sympathizer in...

Totally conservative anti-McCain suspends presidential bid

February 7, 2008 - In a speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference in the conservative city of Washington, DC, conservative Mitt Romney conservatively announced he would suspend his conservative campaign for president. With John McCain's delegate lead following Super Tuesday, Romney would have had to win f...

John McCain sucks up to conservatives in a totally straight, conservative-friendly way

February 8, 2008 - John McCain, the presumptive GOP nominee, has been under fire from right-wing members of the Republican Party for not truly representing their conservative views. In order to assuage them, McCain spoke at the annual Conservative Political Action Confere...