September 19, 2008 - 1. Become Seal's penis.
2. Have sex with a Moose. The meat is very fresh tasting and less fatty; unlike Chastity Bono.
3. Let go of that fart you have been holding onto since prom night.
4. Finally get THAT web cam and THOSE u...
August 6, 2008 - It's officialthe transformation of the election into a reality show is finally complete with the entrance of Paris Hilton into the process. McCain's ad comparing Obama to Paris gave H...
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Bob Dole,
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August 4, 2008 - These latest McCain commercials are somewhat confusing. In one way, they're smart, and in another way, not so much. I don't know about you, but I haven't seen any of these commercials on re...
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August 3, 2008 - "He believes our world is dangerous. Our economy in shambles...Don't hope for a better life... McCain."
-- A McCain Ad I'll Admit I Probably Only Half Heard
It's been pretty hard to keep up with negative McCain ads this week. They're like suicide bombings. You're...
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John McCain,
Barack Obama,
Britney Spears,
Paris Hilton,
Bob Dole,
Bobby Kennedy,
Lara Logan,
politics,
enough already,
media,
political ads
August 2, 2008 - Text of new Obama attack ad against John McCain, released exclusively to 23/6:
BLACK SCREEN
NARRATOR: He's the oldest celebrity ever in the whole world.
FADE IN ON
(Image of Kate Hepburn and Henry Fonda from On Golden Pond, the scene where Hepburn...
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enough already,
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July 31, 2008 - Comedy writer, Steve Young, is asking for a senatorial condemnation of the Republican presidential candidate.
"There comes a point when people, or satirists, must take a stand, albeit one packed full of irony and farce," said award-winning TV comedy writer, Steve Young. "A...
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John McCain,
Barack Obama,
Britney Spears,
Paris Hilton,
politics,
enough already,
media,
political ads
July 30, 2008 - John McCain's recent ad attacking Barack Obama for not visiting injured troops is being played round the clock without costing McCain a dime! Why the free airplay? Because the ad is "controversial," and therefore...
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Britney Spears in Mccain ad,
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Britney Spears McCain ad,
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John McCain,
Barack Obama,
Britney Spears,
Paris Hilton,
politics,
enough already,
media,
political ads
May 19, 2008 - Amy "Slag Heap" Winehouse continues to reign supreme over the tabloids, putting all other celebrities to shame. Last week she beat her drug rap stemming from the infamous...
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pete doherty,
anne heche,
heidi fleiss,
shania twain,
May 8, 2008 - The "comeback" continues as Britney Spears manages to say another 8 words on television without exposing her vagina even once...
April 13, 2008 - In the city where I live, there are two disgusting museums: one where patrons can look at diseased faces in jars, and another where the brave can stare at scorpions, spiders, and a kitchen chock-full of cockroaches. The existence of these museums proves that humans love getting close to...
April 8, 2008 - On "Good Morning America", Rosie O'Donnell talks Britney and pills...
May 9, 2008 - This week's Star magazine reports on rumors that despite their well-documented custody battles, Britney Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline are reportedly having "weekly steamy phone sex" sessions. "Star" wondered, "wil...
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