Brangelina

Jennifer Aniston WILL star in movies, okay?

April 1, 2008 - Brittle, overaerobicized ex-"Friends" star/Brad Pitt dumpee Jennifer Aniston has formed her own production company...

Angelina Jolie, Hillary Clinton...shared sperm?

March 26, 2008 - The New England Historic Genealogical Society has discovered that Barack Obama is a ninth cousin to Brad Pitt. Even weirder, rival Hillary Clinton is kin to Pitt's girlfriend, Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Obama's common link is an American colonist named Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769...

Thought Process Flowchart: Angelina Jolie

January 31, 2008 - This week's issue of Star Magazine reports that Angelina Jolie's pregnancy is the result of in vitro fertilization. The actress is expecting twins with partner Brad Pitt. Considering Jolie's desire to have a racially-balanced family, the news that the mother of four went out of her...

From The Room: American Dialect Society Chooses "Subprime" as Word of the Year

January 9, 2008 - Dear America, Let me just start by simply saying I am with you. I feel your pain. I too have heard the news and I am still processing the enormity of the error. Graydon Carter is going to have a field day with this, just you watch. Vanity Fair will...

Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni seen excavating in public

December 28, 2007 - Recently-divorced French president Nicolas Sarkozy has realized his girlfriend, Italian-born heiress/singer/ex-model Carla Bruni, deserves better than Disneyland Paris photo-ops. T...

News Odds for Friday, December 21st, 2007

December 21, 2007 - During tonight's "Ask Mitt Anything" town hall meeting in New Hampshire, when GOP hopeful Mitt Romney says his dad marched with Martin Luther King, he coughs loudly while quickly adding...

Brad Pitt reveals New Orleans home designs; now please forgive him for dumping Jen

December 3, 2007 - Today, thirteen architectural firms unveiled their Brad Pitt-commissioned designs for affordable, environmentally sound houses in New Orleans. The designs are part of the larger...