Ann Coulter

Dickipedia: Ann Coulter

May 16, 2008 - Ann Hart Coulter (born December 8, 1961) is an American conservative pundit, a syndicated columnist, a best-selling author, a frequent television and radio guest, a self-described "polemicist," and a self-promoting dick...

From The Room: Elizabeth Hasselbeck's Unfortunate Meeting: My New Fanfiction

April 17, 2008 - Elizabeth Hasselbeck anxiously smoothed down her creaseless pencil-lined skirt for the umpteenth time. Being asked into her hero's office was a big deal, she kept reminding herself that she wasn't going to be able to breeze through on raw sexuality and vivacious personality alone. "Sinc...

Today's Quote: Thursday, April 10, 2008

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From The Room: Live from New York...Vote Hillary!

March 5, 2008 - Let's face it, the Republicans love Hillary Clinton. They quietly in their heart of hearts pine for her to win the democratic nomination. The Republican governor of Florida is rolling out the red carpet for a second primary which will favor Clinton. Pat Buchanan can't be quiet about...

From The Room: Zero Worship

March 3, 2008 - First Ronald Reagan and now William Buckley. Why is it that when a heartless conservative dies he is remembered as a hero? When Henry Kissinger finally kicks it, he'll probably get a worshipful statue in Central Park. Anne Coulter will be eulogized as a compassionate spirit, a kind-hearted...

From The Room: If I Were President: The First 100 Minutes

February 19, 2008 - Well, once again the pussies, wussies and wimps who masquerade as congressional Democrats caved in and gave President Bush MORE unbridled powers for him to abuse. I believe the Crawford Crackpot has now been granted permission to wiretap--without a warrant--any American citizen who has ever used th...

From The Room: Ann Coulter's Other Promises

February 12, 2008 - Ann Coulter recently promised to campaign for Hillary Clinton if John McCain gets the GOP nomination. Here are some other promises she has up her sleeve: • Form an alliance with Keith Olbermann, causing space and time to contract to a singularity of infinite density. • Apologize to John Edward...

From The Room: 2008 Republican Convention to Be Held in Coulter's Vagina

February 9, 2008 - (AP) Feb 6, 2008 After an exhaustive search for a proper venue, the Republican National Committee announced today that the 2008 Republican National Convention will be held in columnist Ann Coulter's vagina. "We're expecting record attendance, and this newer, larger venue should accommodate overfl...

Today's Quote: Friday, February 8, 2008

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From The Room: Bodless: The Church of Ann Coulter

February 4, 2008 - On FOX News, Ann Coulter endorsed Hillary Clinton and said she would vote for her if McCain became the Republican Nominee. Apparently, Coulter agrees with several policies: 1. Hillary ma...

From The Room: Hillary: With Friends Like These...

February 3, 2008 - With Bill Clinton "helping" and Ann Coulter making the statement she'd sooner support Hillary than McCain, who will be the next to come on board team Hillary? O.J. Simpson? The Church of Scientology? The Mafia...

From The Room: Mitt Romney Has Santorumentum!

February 1, 2008 - In this morning's Wall Street Journal, a "senior advisor" to Mitt Romney conceded that the governor: "... could use something big to "move the ground," citing as an example the endorsement of Democratic contender Barack Obama by Sen. Edward Kennedy and other Kennedy family memb...

From The Room: John Gibson Must Die

January 25, 2008 - In William Wyler's The Little Foxes, one of the greatest moments is when an evil Bette Davis says to her sick husband, "I hope you die. I hope you die soon. I'll be waiting for you to die." I find myself screaming this every time I watch FOX...

From The Room: Ann Coulter Kills at Her Father's Funeral

January 11, 2008 - Ann Coulter's father John died last week, and this week she honored his memory with a column containing not one, but two Ted Kennedy jokes. I know I'd be proud. Hahaha! Ted Kennedy! Back me up, mourners! I...

From The Room: End of the Year 'Know Your Conservative' Quiz

December 24, 2007 - How well do you know 2007's conservatives? Take this simple quiz! 1) In addition to hosting a FOX News show, Sean Hannity is also rumored to... a) Travel to speaking engagements in private jets b) Covertly work to elect Rudy Giuliani c) Sexually harass female FOX employees off-cam...