Alan Keyes

Surveying the Republican Field

January 24, 2008 - In the beginning, to view the GOP candidates at their first debate podiums...Tommy Thompson, Brownback, Gilmore, Hunter...was to believe you had stumbled across some deleted country club ballroom scene from Caddyshack. You half expected to see Ted Knight standing there in a crested blazer...

Questions That Were Not Asked During the Recent Presidential Debates

December 15, 2007 - Here's an example of a question I would have liked to have seen: What are we going to do about the private contractors who are taking our money to build shit-stained schools, who are taking jobs away from Iraqis, and who have, as of late, been a bit...

GOP Debate Consensus: Kiss My Ass, Alan

December 12, 2007 - At the GOP debate in Iowa, Mitt Romney's performance was proof he belongs in a dinner theater production of The Music Man as the shyster Harold Hill, who convinces the Iowa yokels they need a marching band when he has no intention of providing the instruments. If he gets...

Republican debate shows off candidates' bodies politic

December 12, 2007 - Wednesday's Des Moines Register-sponsored GOP debate, the last before the Iowa caucuses in January, showed the candidates in a practiced, civil, articulate light. Jo...