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Quick Quiz: A Bush Break-Up?
August 15, 2008 - Paul Slansky wonders how many of you took the tabloid Globe off the supermarket rack this week to read about marital tension between George W. Bush and the woman he has referred to as "the lump in the bed next to me...
Quick Quiz: McCain's Month (Part 2)
July 25, 2008 - With John McCain all Mr. Grumpypants about Barack Obama showing the world what an American president should be like and, yes, could be like - why, he even managed to interact with the German chancellor without suddenly springing up behind her and grabbing her shoulders - Paul Slansky...Filed under: Quick Quiz, John McCain Viagra, McCain Viagra, John McCain birth control, McCain birth control, John McCain reproductive rights, McCain reproductive rights, John McCain women's rights, McCain women's rights, Carly Fiorina, Carly Fiorina birth control, Carly Fiorina health insurance, John McCain health insurance, John McCain cunt, McCain cunt, John McCain old, McCain old, McCain age, John McCain Vietnam, McCain Vietnam, John McCain Wesley Clarke, McCain Wesley Clarke, Wesley Clarke McCain
Quick Quiz: McCain's Month (Part 1)
July 24, 2008 - With the media currently obsessed with Barack Obama, Paul Slansky says, "Hey, what about poor John McCain? Shouldn't we pay some attention to him? What's been going on in his campaign...Filed under: Quick Quiz, John McCain, John McCain Viagra, McCain Viagra, John McCain birth control, McCain birth control, John McCain reproductive rights, McCain reproductive rights, John McCain women's rights, McCain women's rights, Carly Fiorina, Carly Fiorina birth control, Carly Fiorina health insurance, John McCain health insurance, John McCain cunt, McCain cunt, John McCain old, McCain old, McCain age, John McCain Vietnam, McCain Vietnam, John McCain Wesley Clarke, McCain Wesley Clarke, Wesley Clarke McCain
Quick Quiz: Phil Gramm (Part 2)
July 16, 2008 - Paul Slansky wants to make sure that as many people as possible appreciate how truly dickish the thankfully former Texas senator is...Filed under: Gramm recession is mental, John McCain Phil Gramm, mental recession, Phil Gramm mental recession, Phil Graham, McCain recession, Phil Graham recession, Phil Gramm UBS, Phil Gramm whining, Phil Gramm nation of whiners, nation of whiners, McCain nation of whiners, mental recession definition, definition mental recession, Phil Gramm homosexuals
Quick Quiz: Phil Gramm (Part 1)
July 14, 2008 - John McCain's long-time economic adviser Phil Gramm observed that America has "sort of become a nation of whiners" wallowing in some kind of imaginary "mental recession," prompting Paul Slansky to share two quizzes worth of material to help you appreciate the former Texas senator's...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Gramm recession is mental, John McCain Phil Gramm, mental recession, Phil Gramm mental recession, Phil Graham, McCain recession, Phil Graham recession, Phil Gramm UBS, Phil Gramm whining, Phil Gramm nation of whiners, nation of whiners, McCain nation of whiners, mental recession definition, definition mental recession, Phil Gramm homosexuals
Quick Quiz: Jesse Helms (Part 2)
July 8, 2008 - Paul Slansky resumes his flaying of the exultantly unmissed Jesse Helms...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Jesse Helms, Jesse Helms dead, Jesse Helms died, Jesse Helms RIP, Jesse Helms senator, Jesse Helms NEA, Jesse Helms National Endowment of the Arts, Jesse Helms racist, Jesse Helms racism, Jesse Helms segregationist, Jesse Helms segregation, Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Willis Smith, Willis Smith, Jesse Helms Robert Mapplethorpe, Jesse Helms George Bush, Jesse Helms, George W. Bush
Quick Quiz: Jesse Helms (Part 1)
July 7, 2008 - Paul Slansky thinks Jesse Helms requires so much posthumous kicking around that it can't all be contained in a single quiz, but rather needs to be luxuriated in throughout the week...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Jesse Helms, Jesse Helms dead, Jesse Helms died, Jesse Helms RIP, Jesse Helms senator, Jesse Helms NEA, Jesse Helms National Endowment of the Arts, Jesse Helms racist, Jesse Helms racism, Jesse Helms segregationist, Jesse Helms segregation, Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Willis Smith, Willis Smith, Jesse Helms Robert Mapplethorpe, Jesse Helms George Bush, Jesse Helms, George W. Bush
Quick Quiz: Grover Norquist
July 1, 2008 - Grover Norquist calling Barack Obama "John Kerry with a tan" prompts Paul Slansky to ask, "Who's Grover Norquist...
Quick Quiz: Bob Barr
June 23, 2008 - Suddenly Republicans are afraid that former hard-right congressman turned Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr could be to John McCain what the stunningly still-unrepentant Ralph Nader was to Al Gore in 2000. Paul Slansky wonders how much people know about this would-be spoi...Filed under: Bob Barr, Bob Barr Libertarian candidate, Bob Bar, Bob Barr Libertarianism, Bob Barr John McCain, John McCain Bob Barr, Bob Barr presidential candidate, Bob Barr Ralph Nader, Ralph Nader Bob Barr, The Bob Barr Effect, Bob Barr Borat, Borat Bob Barr, Sacha Baron Cohen Bob Barr, Bob Barr whipped cream, Bob Barr abortion, Bob Barr gay marriage, Bob Barr same sex marriage, Bob Barr same-sex marriage
Quick Quiz: Cindy McCain
June 19, 2008 - Paul Slansky finds Cindy McCain's snarky questioning of Michelle Obama's patriotism the perfect excuse to raise some interesting questions about the space alien-resembling beer heiress who stayed married to the man who called her a "cunt" in public...Filed under: Cindy McCain, Cindy McCain recipes, Cindy McCain cookied recipes, Cindy McCain plagiarism, Cindy McCain Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain patriotism, Michelle Obama patriotism, Michelle Obama first lady, Cindy McCain first lady, Cindy McCain drugs, Cindy McCain vicodin, Cindy McCain cunt, Cindy McCain Percocet, Cindy McCain Operation Smile, Cindy McCain OxyContin, Cindy McCain taxes, Cindy McCain wealth, Cindy McCain Botox, Cindy McCain plastic surgery, Tom Gosinski, Cindy McCain Tom Gosinski, John McCain cunt
Quick Quiz: Fox News
June 13, 2008 - With "fair and balanced" Fox News raising the possibility that Barack and Michelle Obama engaged in a "terrorist fist jab" - whatever the fuck that is - and referring to her as "Obama's Baby Mama" (you know, like a wife, kind of, but black), Paul Slansky shares several grim laughs a...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Fox News, Fox News Channel, Faux News, Fox Noise Channel, Fox News conservative, Fox News racist, Fox News racism, Chris Wallace, Chris Wallace Fox News, Fox News Chris Wallace, John Gibson recount, John Gibson Big Story, John Gibson 2000 election, John Gibson George Bush, Bill Clinton Chris Wallace, Chris Wallace USS Cole, Bill Clinton USS Cole, USS Cole, Chris Wallace Condoleeza Rice
Quick Quiz: John McCain again
June 11, 2008 - With stormy septuagenarian John McCain telling Matt Lauer that bringing the troops home from Iraq is "not too important," Paul Slansky takes yet another - and far, far, far from his last - whack at the comb-over candidate with the temper shorter than the tiniest dwarf...Filed under: Quick Quiz, John McCain, John McCain Pander Bear, Pander Bear, John McCain cunt, Cindy McCain cunt, Cliff Schecter John McCain, John McCain Cliff Schecter, The Real McCain, Cliff Schecter The Real McCain, McCain George Bush, John McCain George Bush, McCain temper, MccCain anger, McCain Bush third term, McCain Carter, John McCain Jimmy Carter, McCain green background, cottage cheese lime jello salad, McCain old
Quick Quiz: Dana Rohrabacher
June 6, 2008 - Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) earned ridicule with his actions Thursday during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing. Paul Slansky supplies the mockery...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Dana Rohrabacher, Dana Rohrabacher, Dana Rohrabacher torture, Dana Rohrabacher panties, Glenn Fine, Glen Fine, Glenn Fine torture, Glenn Fine panties, Guantanamo torture, Guantanamo terrorism, Guantanamo detainees, waterboarding, water boarding, Guantanamo waterboarding, Lynndie England torture, Gitmo waterboarding, House Subcommittee on International Relations Human Rights and Oversight, panties head, FBI torture, FBI interrogations, FBI terrorism, Rohrabacher, Rohrabacher torture, Rohrabacher panties
Quick Quiz: The Sacrificer-in-chief
May 15, 2008 - Having seen the Politico interview, Paul Slansky has some questions about George W. Bush's latest display of his seemingly limitless odiousness...Filed under: Quick Quiz, George W. Bush, Bush gave up golf, Bush gives up golf, Bush giving up golf, Bush golf, Bush golfing, Bush Iraq golf, Bush wont golf, why Bush doesnt golf, golf Bush, golf Iraq, golfing Iraq, President Bush golf, giving up sports for wars, George W Bush golf, War in Iraq golf, Iraq War, golf, George W Bsuh gave up golf, George W Bush golf Iraq
Quick Quiz: Hillary Clinton
May 12, 2008 - Paul Slansky has some questions about the failed presidential candidate who's not polarizing anymore, she's unifying - everybody hates her now...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Hillary Clinton, Hillary wont leave, Hillary staying in, Hillary dropping out, Hillary will not drop out, Hillary to drop out, Barack Obama North Carolina, Hillary Clinton Indiana, Hillary Clinton North Carolina, IN Primary, Indiana Clinton, Indiana Democratic Primary, Indiana Election Results, Indiana Obama, Indiana Primary, Indiana Primary Results, Indiana Race, Indiana Vote, NC Primary, North Carolina Democratic Primary, North Carolina Democrats, North Carolina Election Results, North Carolina Obama, North Carolina Primary, Obama NC Primary Win, Obama North Carolina Primary Win
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