Last week, the Supreme Court ruled in a 5-3 decision to decrease the punitive damages ExxonMobil will have to pay for the Exxon Valdez oil spill in 1989. The penalty is now less than what Exxon earns in a day. While this is bad news for Prince William Sound and those who lost their livelihoods and communities in the spill, it's fabulous news for those of us who enjoy dumping crude oil into pristine waters. You know, as a hobby.

Not long after the ruling, Exxon released a statement about their response to the decision. 23/6 obtained this document and reproduced it below using humpback whale bile.

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