Politics

Yet another former Bush administration official has published a scathing memoir—scathing, that is, if you've been living in Burkina Faso with no access to the Internet or newspapers.

The latest tell-all comes from baby-faced Scott McClellan, former White House press secretary from 2003 to 2006 whose book "What Happened: Inside the Bush White House and Washington's Culture of Deception" comes out next week. Apparently, Bush relied on "propaganda" to sell the war. Perhaps we'll also learn other shocking facts from McClellan, like "Bush doesn't read newspapers" or "Bush is a carbon-based life form."

What will the next Bush administration official's tell-all book like like? Who cares? Make you own with our Disgruntled Former Bush Administration Official Memoir-O-Tron.

In my
four years
one year, 2 months, and 18 days
3 days, 11 hours, 6 minutes and 4 seconds
as head of Conservative Blogger Outreach for
as chief liaison for Corruption and Moral Bankruptcy for
cooking for
lying for
"President" Bush as he calls himself
Scooter Libby
President Cheney, I was absolutely
shocked
saddened
thrilled
not surprised, not one damn bit to find a White House
in total disarray.
crawling with a-holes.
that was more like an Animal House, am I right, people?
that was run somewhat poorly, in my TOTALLY SHOCKING opinion. Nonetheless, I still have
great admiration for
a really messed-up daddy complex concerning
several outstanding paychecks yet to be signed by
President Bush
Karl Rove
former Secretary of Transportation Norman Mineta. The President is a
good man if by "good" you mean "drunk"
great Guitar Hero player, but when it comes to diplomacy, eh, not so much
global war on terror unto himself.

In closing, let me say that no matter what, it has been an absolute
honor
nightmare
career-killer to work at the White House, and I look forward to new opportunities
blogging for The Huffington Post
blogging for The Huffington Post
blogging for The Huffington Post.

Posted by: David Bourgeois      I’m a fan of David Bourgeois