| Election 2008 |
Redbook won't be serializing Cindy McCain's memoirs after all
Those thin lips are sealed.
Cindy McCain will not be publishing her memoirs, despite signing a book deal with Viking in April. Said a spokesperson, "Due to the demand of the campaign trail and various humanitarian trips she has planned this summer, Mrs. McCain has decided not to complete the book."
Too bad. Luckily, Mrs. McCain jotted down a table of contents for her agent. Now we know what we're missing.

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