May 16, 2008
U.S.

California legalizes your perverted fantasy

Yesterday, California's Supreme Court overturned the state's ban on same-sex marriage. Talk show host Ellen deGeneres immediately announced plans to marry her longtime girlfriend, actress Portia diRossi. Assuming that one in ten Americans is gay, 23/6 has a question for 90% of its readers:

Gals first, men after the jump.

Ladies, who would you gay-marry and why?

Angelina Jolie, because she could have my baby.

Cynthia Nixon, because I'm better looking than her girlfriend. A lot better looking.

Portia de Rossi, because wouldn't it be funny if Ellen couldn't gay-marry her lover because someone else did?

Madonna, because she probably bangs like a guy.


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Gentlemen, who would you gay-marry and why?

Tom Cruise- banged him once during my "actor" days. Not bad.

Barack Obama, because it means my Dad's daughter-in-law would be black, male and Democrat.

Stedman Graham, because I want to de-beard Oprah.

Ryan Gosling. Look at him.


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Previously: Al Reynolds throws an online hissyfit

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