Each week, we trawl the depths of television, the Internet, and commercial news feeds to bring you the best news clips, jaw-dropping on-air moments, and lots of other random crap. Here are the ten best we found this week:

1) The Anna Nicole movie
We're kind of confused by a lot of stuff this week. For instance, we don't know if this is serious or satire...

2) Soccer makes people in other languages lose their shit!
...and we don't know if these people are happy or sad.

3) Family-owned sex club
"Hey, Ma! Can I get a price check on these dildos?"

4) Philly cops throw down
Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love.

5) Gary Coleman makes us depressed
No surprise there.

6) Penn calls Hillary a white bitch
Dude, aren't you supposed to, like, pretend to jab a knife into your eye and call it magic, or something?

7) PBR coffin
I think he'd always want us to remember him as a pretentious hipster.

8) Sinkhole?
Yeah, that's right, we said "sinkhole."

9) Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno
You will definitely be disappointed by this link.

10) 25 glorious years of Tom Cruise
Truly, a milestone that can only be truly celebrated with a YouTube montage of some movies you may or may not have seen.