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The epicenter of today's great tabloid fodder continues to be Amy "Slag Heap" Winehouse. This week, she bailed on the James Bond theme song, tottered around sans beehive, and was arrested over a January video in which she snorts ecstacy and coke, smokes crack, then says she just took six Valium. After her release, she roamed the streets at 4 a.m., looking fierce, joking with photogs, and even taking suggestions for new tats. BRAVA.

Scientists have recently proven Winehouse is the black hole of celebrity misbehavior. An irresistible, gravitational slag-force draws in toward Winehouse's person, a phenomenon known as the Winehouse Vortex, attracting anything in her orbit, dragging it into the murkiest depths of the four food groups of celebrity gossip: career, appearance, drugs and relationships.

Who's being sucked into the Vortex this week? Mouse over the famous faces to see just how close each celebrity's come to being completely swallowed up by schadenfreude.

Posted by: Colleen Werthmann