May 08, 2008
Election 2008

Hillary stands outside DNC, plays "In Your Eyes" on boombox

Despite her loss in North Carolina and (barely) win in Indiana, Hillary Clinton has vowed to stay in the campaign, "until there's a nominee." According to Drudge and Tim Russert, that was Tuesday. And Friday morning brings news that Barack Obama has also surpassed her in the superdelegate count. But no matter. This plucky gal won't quit us, America. How can the Democratic party move full steam onto the general election?

By taking out a restraining order.


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