The Blueballing of America continues

This is starting to be, you know, painful.

As much as you might be wanting it, straining for it, praying for it, the Democrats are not going to let America...finish. Hillary Clinton takes Indiana. Barack Obama takes North Carolina.

Enough of the indecision! America has been dry humping these two forever. Now it's five in the morning and we're ready for a little, you know, release from this thing. Then we're going to directly to sleep (no cuddling) because we have to work in the morning, okay?

The Republican are used to screwing America. They know how to do it. The Democrats, not so much. They're just a big cocktease. And yet, do we learn? No...we'll keep calling, we'll ask to go out on another primary...until maybe, just maybe, we'll finally get what we've been waiting for.