May 05, 2008
Entertainment

Amy Winehouse nixes Bond theme: from toilet, with love


What a terrible name for a movie!

Music producer Mark Ronson says Amy "Slag Heap" Winehouse won't be doing the new theme song for the latest James Bond movie, "Quantum of Solace," because she's "not ready to work." At least she knows her scabs ain't gonna pick themselves.

When asked if the "Quantum of Solace" track will be made, Ronson, who produced Slag Heap's multi-Grammy-winning album "Back to Black," told Sky News, "I don't think so, unless by some miracle of science it gets recorded and someone sings a vocal on it, so probably not."

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at that failed recording session...

What miracle of science would get Amy Winehouse to finish the theme song for Quantum of Solace?

Microphones made of cocaine.

Finding a cure for larynx herpes.

Cryonic reanimation figured out before she dies this Tuesday.

Figuring out cause of colony collapse disorder inside Winehouse's beehive.

Time-machine sends her back to a different womb, allowing her to be reborn as Danny Elfman.

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