May 02, 2008

The 23/6 Paula Abdul Performance Evaluator-o-Tron


Paula Abdul, every man's ex-girlfriend.

The executive producer of American Idol ended any speculation that Paula Abdul would be fired after this season, asking, "Why would we get rid of Paula?" Earlier this week, Abdul judged a performance that hadn't occurred yet, giving rise to the theory that Idol is scripted and giving even more confirmation that Abdul is somehow chemically altered.

We can't all appear on American Idol, but that doesn't mean you can't be judged by Paula Abdul. Sing a song to your monitor and then take your licks with our Paula Abdul Performance Evaluator-o-Tron.

23/6 Paula Abdul Performance Evaluator Generator

Well... First of all, you look tonight.
And I have always been .

But I think that tonight, your vocals were . For your next song, I hope .

So anyway, you are very and I hope we .

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