The Winehouse Vortex

Consider: the epicenter of today's great tabloid fodder is Amy "Slag Heap" Winehouse. The scabby soul siren consistently delivers. This week alone, she got a slap on the wrist for assault, cheated on her husband, showed her hickey to the paps, and answered the door in her bra.

It's no surprise Winehouse herself serves as a black hole of celebrity misbehavior. Recently, scientists have proven that an actual force field radiates out from Winehouse's person, a phenomenon known as the Winehouse Vortex. This irresistible gravitational slag-force attracts anything in her orbit, dragging it down to the lowest depths of the four food groups of celebrity gossip: career, appearance, drugs and relationships.

Who's being sucked into the Vortex this week? Mouse over the famous faces to see just how close each celebrity has come to being completely swallowed up by schadenfreude.