Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Imminent Death Row Executionees

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The U.S. Supreme Court, that place where the people wear black robes, decided Wednesday in a 7-2 majority that Kentucky's lethal injection method is a perfectly fine method of executing people on Death Row. Now that SCOTUS says lethal injection doesn't pose a "substantial" or "objectively intolerable" risk of harming a death row inmate, states that postponed executions until a decision was reached are expected to go ahead with those already planned.

For those of us who use "Dead Man Walking" as porn, though, there's only one question: Who among those about to get the needle are hot enough to make us ache for their powerful injections? Let's get to oglin'.

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown:
Imminent Death Row Executionees

	Tommy Arthur Don't be fooled by his staid, Italian Grampa-ish middle-part and dorky horn-rimmed specs: Tommy Arthur of Alabama's death row hired a guy to murder his girlfriend's husband. This thick-set honey's bugged-out expression says, "I'll do anything for love!" In other words, he's into foreplay, and he'll go down on you in a heartbeat. After he stops your husband's, that is. That's amore. 2.5 calls from the governor (out of 5).
	Carlton Turner Jr. Cocoa cutie Carlton Turner Jr. was 19 when he shot his parents several times in the head, dragged them from the house to the garage, then invited friends over for a party. There's NO getting in the way of his good time! Without his prissy folks messing everything up, imagine the uninterrupted frolicsome sex you can have on their (slightly spattered) carpet. If you squint hard, he kinda looks like Usher. Yeah! 3.25 calls from the governor.
	Heliberto Chi Well, hola, señor! Heliberto Chi killed the 56-year-old manager of a men's clothing store while robbing it. His fellow Texans ZZ Top had it right: every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man, especially one with a luscious pout and Count Chocula-meets-Peter Lorre brows! This Honduran illegal immigrant was deported five times, which can only mean one thing: this feisty Latino has no problem coming over and over again! Ay, Papi! 3.75 calls from the governor.
	Jeffrey Landrigan Jeffrey Landrigan escaped from an Oklahoma prison in '89, where he was doing time for murder and a prison stabbing. After a night of beering it up in Phoenix a month later, he stabbed a man and strangled him with an electrical cord. Between the greasy hair and the glum, resentful 'tude, it'd take more than beer goggles for us to schlob this redneck's knob. Erotic asphyxiation's always a turn-on, but all that escaping = commitment issues galore. 0 calls from the governor.
	William Castillo YEEEOW! Is that Jesus or Nick Drake? Actually, it's William Castillo, who'll be executed for bludgeoning an 86-year-old retired schoolteacher to death in Las Vegas in '95. He's stopped appealing his sentence, but we'll continue appealing to anybody that'll listen for a shot at this introspective stringbean's "tire iron"! He burnt down his victim's house: Is that why our loins are on fire? We'll give him something to live for! MILFs & GILFs'd do well to sit this one out. 5 calls from the governor.
	Christopher Emmett Take a walk on the wild side with Christopher Emmett of Virginia! He bashed his coworker's head in at a motel with the base of a lamp after the man refused to loan him more money for crack, because it "just seemed right at the time." Peer deep into his mismatched David Bowie eyes and imagine him bashing your noggin on the headboard as he doggy-styles you while stealing your wallet. Wanna party? Take a hit of this lady/colleague-killer and breathe deep, baby. 3.25 calls from the governor.
	Dale Scheanette Say bonjour to Texan multiple-rapist/strangler/drowner Dale Scheanette. This spicy Cajun's pen-pal profile says he loves French cooking (!) and reading. He adds, "I like flowers, I like to look at dream homes, gardens, I like to listen... I love to pick my girlfriend's clothes as well as shoes, nail color, and toe nail polish color." Sounds delicieux, but it doesn't take the Supreme Court to deliver a decision on this one: Likely gay. Sorry, gals. Congratulations, inmates. 2 calls from the governor.
	Curtis Osborne Georgia drug dealer Curtis Osborne shot two people in the head after a motorcycle deal gone sour. Don't be fooled by his thoughtful, M.I.T.-grad-student style: This crafty rough-rider will turn you out and leave you begging like a trembling addict in an Atlanta alley. Ever fantasized about doing Herbie Hancock and Michael from Season 4 of "The Wire" at the same time? Look no further: This ebony stud's packing heat (in his pants) that'll shatter your brain! 3.5 calls from the governor.